Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
- Louis Nizer
You can’t fix stupid.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
- Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
- Benjamin Tucker
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
- Robert Orben
Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime.
- Buddy Guy