Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13

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You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

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I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson

Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

Submitted by: Alex

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz

To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

Submitted by: Mielya Saladdin

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul

I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!

Submitted by: Lynette

My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba

I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: LISA!

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel

Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina

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