Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.