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Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

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If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.

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Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!

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If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.

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They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

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Your silence has grammatical errors.

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Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

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Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

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I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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People like you make me scared to have children.

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You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

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Fools are temporary.
But
Stupids like you are forever.

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I didn’t know the trash from your head could come out of your mouth.

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Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

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You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

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One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

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I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

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You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

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