Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
– Marilyn Monroe
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
You can’t fix stupid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.