Boy: What are you looking at? Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet! Boy: My face hurts. =( Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.
Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!
If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Your silence has grammatical errors.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
People like you make me scared to have children.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick. You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe. You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed” When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
Fools are temporary. But Stupids like you are forever.
I didn’t know the trash from your head could come out of your mouth.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
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