Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
You can’t fix stupid.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”