Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13

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I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

Submitted by: Renata

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

Submitted by: indyroc

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki
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