Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
– Marilyn Monroe
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
You can’t fix stupid.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.