Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You can’t fix stupid.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

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