Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

You can’t fix stupid.

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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