Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.