Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

Submitted by: werty

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Submitted by: Ted

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