Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.