Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.