Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.
Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser
To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.