Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13
Sucks for you, looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged.
It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
I love your smile cos I love yellow.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your hat off.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.
When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!
You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.
It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.
You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.
He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
Life is great …you should get one.
The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
The only reason I’m not in to you is because I have some taste and you are not the spice I’m looking for in my kitchen.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Oh don’t be so hard on yourself! I’m sure your soul mate is out there right now looking for you and I’ll bet her unibrow is just fluffy as yours is! Hang in there ol’ chap!