Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

Submitted by: werty

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady
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I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Submitted by: Ted

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per
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I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

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