Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13
You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.
He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
Life is great …you should get one.
The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
The only reason I’m not in to you is because I have some taste and you are not the spice I’m looking for in my kitchen.
Hey do you want a mint?
- Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Oh don’t be so hard on yourself! I’m sure your soul mate is out there right now looking for you and I’ll bet her unibrow is just fluffy as yours is! Hang in there ol’ chap!
Try not think of the brown paper bag over your head as a bad thing. . . It’s worse without it! Believe me! You’re actually helping others get through their day without seeing whats underneath it! Cheer up son. You’ve done us proud!:)
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
No! of course you aren’t slow! you just aren’t fast
I’m sorry – excuse him he suffers from a severe case of stupidity.
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
Yes sir, you’re an idiot.
Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser
A Texan told me it took him three days to drive from one side of his ranch to the other…I told him I had a car like that once!
You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.