Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
You can’t fix stupid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
– Marilyn Monroe
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.