Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

You can’t fix stupid.

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

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