Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You can’t fix stupid.

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

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