Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13

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You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.

Submitted by: Jeremiah the great
10

He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!

Submitted by: Ice Queen
12

I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot
11

You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

Submitted by: nathaniel slone
7

If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe
10

Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo
16

The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.

Submitted by: bmdfks
9

Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat
20

The only reason I’m not in to you is because I have some taste and you are not the spice I’m looking for in my kitchen.

Submitted by: nikkiverywicked
12

Hey do you want a mint?
- Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah!
12

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat
22

Oh don’t be so hard on yourself! I’m sure your soul mate is out there right now looking for you and I’ll bet her unibrow is just fluffy as yours is! Hang in there ol’ chap!

Submitted by: Ryan
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Try not think of the brown paper bag over your head as a bad thing. . . It’s worse without it! Believe me! You’re actually helping others get through their day without seeing whats underneath it! Cheer up son. You’ve done us proud!:)

Submitted by: Ryan
11

“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti
16

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
9

You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui
8

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon
25

No! of course you aren’t slow! you just aren’t fast
I’m sorry – excuse him he suffers from a severe case of stupidity.

Submitted by: Izzy
10

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn
8

Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina
12

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady
24

Yes sir, you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: pensel96
10

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz
33

A Texan told me it took him three days to drive from one side of his ranch to the other…I told him I had a car like that once!

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook
13

You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.

Submitted by: 86VIP

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