Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
Marilyn Monroe

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You can’t fix stupid.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.


Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Submitted by: Ted

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