Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.

You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui

If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe

“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti
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Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle

Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

Submitted by: Alex

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa

I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult

To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

Submitted by: Mielya Saladdin

I love your smile cos I love yellow.

Submitted by: judas

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz

My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,

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