Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.