Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13

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You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey
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I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.
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If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your hat off.

Submitted by: D Bryn
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Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama
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I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.

Submitted by: nunyabuisness
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When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!

Submitted by: Paul
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You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.

Submitted by: King Kong
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It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.

Submitted by: hady
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You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.

Submitted by: Jeremiah the great
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He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!

Submitted by: Ice Queen
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I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot
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You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

Submitted by: nathaniel slone
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If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe
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Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo
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The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.

Submitted by: bmdfks
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Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat
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The only reason I’m not in to you is because I have some taste and you are not the spice I’m looking for in my kitchen.

Submitted by: nikkiverywicked
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Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah!
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When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat
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Oh don’t be so hard on yourself! I’m sure your soul mate is out there right now looking for you and I’ll bet her unibrow is just fluffy as yours is! Hang in there ol’ chap!

Submitted by: Ryan
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Try not think of the brown paper bag over your head as a bad thing. . . It’s worse without it! Believe me! You’re actually helping others get through their day without seeing whats underneath it! Cheer up son. You’ve done us proud!:)

Submitted by: Ryan
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“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti
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Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
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You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui
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You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon

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