Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 13


He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Submitted by: Wayne Angelo

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.

Submitted by: Wayne Angelo

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged.
It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: channel mcbieber

I love your smile cos I love yellow.

Submitted by: judas

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your hat off.

Submitted by: D Bryn

Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama

I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.

Submitted by: nunyabuisness

When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!

Submitted by: Paul

You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.

Submitted by: King Kong

It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.

Submitted by: hady

You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.

Submitted by: Jeremiah the great

He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!

Submitted by: Ice Queen

I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

Submitted by: nathaniel slone

If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe

Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo

The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.

Submitted by: bmdfks

Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat

The only reason I’m not in to you is because I have some taste and you are not the spice I’m looking for in my kitchen.

Submitted by: nikkiverywicked

Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah!

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

Oh don’t be so hard on yourself! I’m sure your soul mate is out there right now looking for you and I’ll bet her unibrow is just fluffy as yours is! Hang in there ol’ chap!

Submitted by: Ryan

Try not think of the brown paper bag over your head as a bad thing. . . It’s worse without it! Believe me! You’re actually helping others get through their day without seeing whats underneath it! Cheer up son. You’ve done us proud!:)

Submitted by: Ryan

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