Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.


The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

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