Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
Marilyn Monroe

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You can’t fix stupid.

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

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