Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You can’t fix stupid.

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Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick
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Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

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