Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:

Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

Submitted by: Jules Romano

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly

Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama

You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE

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