You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
You can’t fix stupid.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
When you die you could leave your brain to medical science, I’ve heard they need a new doorstop.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. – William F. Buckley, Jr.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Are you sure this is your territory?
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult. – Lord Chesterfield
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
He is known as an idiot savant, minus the savant.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
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