Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 14
Try not think of the brown paper bag over your head as a bad thing. . . It’s worse without it! Believe me! You’re actually helping others get through their day without seeing whats underneath it! Cheer up son. You’ve done us proud!:)
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
No! of course you aren’t slow! you just aren’t fast
I’m sorry – excuse him he suffers from a severe case of stupidity.
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
Yes sir, you’re an idiot.
Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser
A Texan told me it took him three days to drive from one side of his ranch to the other…I told him I had a car like that once!
You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.
I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.
You so fat god can’t even lift your spirit to heaven.
You so ugly when you look at the mirror your reflection throws up.
Go be stupid somewhere else.
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I have a headache…and YES you caused it.
Until I saw you, I didn’t think it was possible to fall off the ugly tree twice!
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
Wow! that’s your face? it looks like somebody jumped off the ugly plane and landed right in front of me!
You are so fat that you become an unlucky day for the weighing machines!
Yuck! Didn’t you know your breath is the reason for Global Warming!
You are so fat that you sit next to everybody in the cinema hall.