Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.
You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.
Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.
I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.
You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.
Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.
I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Are you comfortable with this face?
No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?
Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx
I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!
Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.
Girl: I like your smile
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!
Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!