Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas

I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.

Submitted by: Anynomous

A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.

Submitted by: mwesigwa j innocent

You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.

Submitted by: Elizabeth

Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.

Submitted by: dumbo

I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.

Submitted by: pusky.....SK

You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.

Submitted by: King Kong

Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??

Submitted by: Stewie Griffin

Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.

Submitted by: Jhomai
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Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.

Submitted by: kavita

I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.

Submitted by: HowsaboutIslapya

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Submitted by: Wayne Angelo

Are you comfortable with this face?

Submitted by: TP Toffy

No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?

Submitted by: YourFacev2.

Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?

Submitted by: GabbyandCaylz

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
Groucho Marx

I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!

Submitted by: Becky

Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.

Submitted by: henly

If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
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If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.

Submitted by: shireen

Girl: I like your smile
Boy: Thanks
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!

Submitted by: INFER0X

Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!

Submitted by: mike portugal

You are such a good person… When you are asleep.

Submitted by: mike

I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!

Submitted by: ANSLIM

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