Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You can’t fix stupid.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?


Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb


Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

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