Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 14
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I have a headache…and YES you caused it.
Until I saw you, I didn’t think it was possible to fall off the ugly tree twice!
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
Wow! that’s your face? it looks like somebody jumped off the ugly plane and landed right in front of me!
You are so fat that you become an unlucky day for the weighing machines!
Yuck! Didn’t you know your breath is the reason for Global Warming!
You are so fat that you sit next to everybody in the cinema hall.
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
I can loose the weight… You’re stuck with the face.
If you think that I am ignoring you then you are right. I am.
You’re so cheesy, you make a fondue look bad!
Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.
Halloween’s over you can take your mask off now.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.