Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 14
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.
When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.
No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?
After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!
I thought the wizard promised you a brain.
I like your approach, now lets see your departure.
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
- Groucho Marx
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.