Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

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