Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.
SHUT UP!!!!! YOU will NEVER be the man your MOM is!!!!!!
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.