Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Submitted by: Ted

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

You can’t fix stupid.

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.


Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant


Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

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