Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

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