Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 14

25

No! of course you aren’t slow! you just aren’t fast
I’m sorry – excuse him he suffers from a severe case of stupidity.

Submitted by: Izzy
10

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn
8

Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina
12

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady
24

Yes sir, you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: pensel96
11

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz
33

A Texan told me it took him three days to drive from one side of his ranch to the other…I told him I had a car like that once!

Submitted by: Ashley Rushbrook
13

You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.

Submitted by: 86VIP
15

I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.

Submitted by: Divamama
115

You so fat god can’t even lift your spirit to heaven.
You so ugly when you look at the mirror your reflection throws up.

Submitted by: geelishus
15

Go be stupid somewhere else.
– Squidward

Submitted by: ZeitahGrey
49

You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.

Submitted by: Soul Theif
10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
28

I have a headache…and YES you caused it.

Submitted by: Tina Hayes
19

Until I saw you, I didn’t think it was possible to fall off the ugly tree twice!

Submitted by: Sexay
9

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
9

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human
28

Wow! that’s your face? it looks like somebody jumped off the ugly plane and landed right in front of me!

Submitted by: person
29

You are so fat that you become an unlucky day for the weighing machines!
Yuck! Didn’t you know your breath is the reason for Global Warming!

Submitted by: sunny
32

You are so fat that you sit next to everybody in the cinema hall.

Submitted by: Raphael Mataz
11

I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

Submitted by: meemee
16

Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.

Submitted by: Chalino
11

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon
8

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey
10

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo

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