Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 14

15

I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.

Submitted by: Divamama
114

You so fat god can’t even lift your spirit to heaven.
You so ugly when you look at the mirror your reflection throws up.

Submitted by: geelishus
15

Go be stupid somewhere else.
- Squidward

Submitted by: ZeitahGrey
49

You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.

Submitted by: Soul Theif
10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
28

I have a headache…and YES you caused it.

Submitted by: Tina Hayes
19

Until I saw you, I didn’t think it was possible to fall off the ugly tree twice!

Submitted by: Sexay
8

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
9

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human
28

Wow! that’s your face? it looks like somebody jumped off the ugly plane and landed right in front of me!

Submitted by: person
29

You are so fat that you become an unlucky day for the weighing machines!
Yuck! Didn’t you know your breath is the reason for Global Warming!

Submitted by: sunny
32

You are so fat that you sit next to everybody in the cinema hall.

Submitted by: Raphael Mataz
11

I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

Submitted by: meemee
16

Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.

Submitted by: Chalino
11

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon
8

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey
10

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo
12

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter
15

I can loose the weight… You’re stuck with the face.

Submitted by: robyn
25

If you think that I am ignoring you then you are right. I am.

Submitted by: sujnan
33

You’re so cheesy, you make a fondue look bad!

Submitted by: megan
18

Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.

Submitted by: kavita
70

Halloween’s over you can take your mask off now.

Submitted by: lucy
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
21

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki

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