Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: LISA!

I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!

Submitted by: Lynette

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel

Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina

The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.

Submitted by: bmdfks

Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg

Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Stephanie Branch-Milan

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous

You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.

Submitted by: Chocobear

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

SHUT UP!!!!! YOU will NEVER be the man your MOM is!!!!!!

Submitted by: PATSFAN4EVR

Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax

At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla

If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.

Submitted by: walla walla

Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir

You really are 31 flavors of dumb aren’t you.

Submitted by: 86VIP

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera

Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC

It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

Submitted by: Lord of Catan

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