Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady

I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

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