Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

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