Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

You have the perfect face… For radio!

Submitted by: yoe

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

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