Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.
I would tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you again.
Cool story bro, wanna hear mine, its a fairytale, once upon a time nobody gave a sh*t about what you said.
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon. Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
The construction of my rock building ran a stone short Can you lend me your head??
She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.
If I left you would you cry for me? Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.
Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
There’s no cure for stupid.
Wow! that’s your face? it looks like somebody jumped off the ugly plane and landed right in front of me!
I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.
Oh my gosh! Somebody call the zoo and tell them that there is a Gorilla on the loose!!
You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.
Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.
After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!
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