Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick

You have the perfect face… For radio!

Submitted by: yoe

Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

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