Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson

You have the perfect face… For radio!

Submitted by: yoe

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.


I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

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