Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.


I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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