Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Your silence has grammatical errors.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.