Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 15

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I can loose the weight… You’re stuck with the face.

Submitted by: robyn
25

If you think that I am ignoring you then you are right. I am.

Submitted by: sujnan
33

You’re so cheesy, you make a fondue look bad!

Submitted by: megan
18

Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.

Submitted by: kavita
70

Halloween’s over you can take your mask off now.

Submitted by: lucy
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
21

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki
13

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr
13

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
13

I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence
12

I understand why your girl friend is reluctant to kiss you.

Submitted by: Sunali
19

I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!

Submitted by: Lynette
14

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever
18

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h
20

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly
14

Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

Submitted by: Allie
22

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

Submitted by: zach
13

You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE
16

It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud
26

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p
27

If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!

Submitted by: xanne
53

I heard you were supposed to get brain surgery… But you got rejected ’cause your brain was too small to operate on you.

Submitted by: Person
35

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe
95

Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?

Submitted by: JC

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