Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 15
I understand why your girl friend is reluctant to kiss you.
I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
I heard you were supposed to get brain surgery… But you got rejected ’cause your brain was too small to operate on you.
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
I may be fat, but you are ugly…and I CAN lose weight!
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
My office- mate has a bad breath…and I asked him…”What is the brand of the tooth paste you’re using?”
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face.