Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

You have the perfect face… For radio!

Submitted by: yoe

Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

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