Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

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