Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.
So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)
You are so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!
After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!
Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.
If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.
You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.
Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?
Some babies are dropped on their head but you were clearly thrown at the wall.
Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.]
Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.
If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.
You can’t heal stupid.
If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.
I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.
Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.
Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.
When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.
Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!
Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.
The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!
You are an evolutionary defect.