Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

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