Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 15


Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.

Submitted by: Chalino

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter

I can loose the weight… You’re stuck with the face.

Submitted by: robyn

If you think that I am ignoring you then you are right. I am.

Submitted by: sujnan

You’re so cheesy, you make a fondue look bad!

Submitted by: megan

Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.

Submitted by: kavita

Halloween’s over you can take your mask off now.

Submitted by: lucy

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2

I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence

I understand why your girl friend is reluctant to kiss you.

Submitted by: Sunali

I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!

Submitted by: Lynette

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly

Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

Submitted by: Allie

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

Submitted by: zach

You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE

It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud

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