Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy

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