Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 17

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I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
31

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Submitted by: Ted
28

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon
39

You have the perfect face… For radio!

Submitted by: yoe
59

Dead people are to life like you are to funny!

Submitted by: cory
21

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

Submitted by: NYC
63

You are the best fool I’ve ever met.

Submitted by: Quilla bee
20

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman
29

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman
23

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Submitted by: Alyssa
28

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Submitted by: KC
41

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany
24

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

Submitted by: Lindsey
73

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
38

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
70

You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.

Submitted by: jennyfer
74

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
61

Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.

Submitted by: Jhomai
31

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

Submitted by: aarane
47

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

Submitted by: Renata
34

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

Submitted by: Diandra
51

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

Submitted by: anonymous...
126

I hope you are hungry…you’re about to eat a heaping plate of shame.

Submitted by: chad
90

Gee you fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Submitted by: the fortune teller
75

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!

Submitted by: N413z

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