Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 17
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!