Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar

I love your smile cos I love yellow.

Submitted by: judas

If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe

“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti

Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

Submitted by: Alex

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown

To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

Submitted by: Mielya Saladdin

I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.

Submitted by: Divamama

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba

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