Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 17


I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Submitted by: Ted

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

You have the perfect face… For radio!

Submitted by: yoe

Dead people are to life like you are to funny!

Submitted by: cory

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

Submitted by: NYC

You are the best fool I’ve ever met.

Submitted by: Quilla bee

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Submitted by: Alyssa

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Submitted by: KC

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

Submitted by: Lindsey

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer

You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.

Submitted by: jennyfer

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x

Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.

Submitted by: Jhomai

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

Submitted by: aarane

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

Submitted by: Renata

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

Submitted by: Diandra

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

Submitted by: anonymous...

I hope you are hungry…you’re about to eat a heaping plate of shame.

Submitted by: chad

Gee you fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Submitted by: the fortune teller

Copyright © 2006-2014 - All rights reserved.

Like us!