Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui

If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose

I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.

Submitted by: Divamama

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz

“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti

Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

Submitted by: Alex

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey

To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

Submitted by: Mielya Saladdin

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:

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