Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.
Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.