Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 17
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
You have the perfect face… For radio!
Dead people are to life like you are to funny!
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
You are the best fool I’ve ever met.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.