Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar

You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle

Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

Submitted by: Alex

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown

To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.

Submitted by: Mielya Saladdin

I love your smile cos I love yellow.

Submitted by: judas

I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.

Submitted by: Divamama

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz

If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe

“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba

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