Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
Dead people are to life like you are to funny!
I like your approach, now lets see your departure.
My face hurts from pretending to like you. How about a cup of shut up.
Terribly sorry, I don’t speak stupidnese.
You deserve someone like you.
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty. – Marilyn Monroe
You are the best fool I’ve ever met.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. – Ashleigh Brilliant
I didn’t insult you I described you.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!
Let’s play horse. I’ll be the front end. And you be yourself…
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. – Sinclair Lewis
Where did you get your hair done? … The pet store??
Oh I’m sorry, were we supposed to dress stupid today?
You want me to go to hell? I don’t think I am ready for a visit to your home yet.
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
Oh! I see. When they said brains, you thought they said trains, and you wanted a slow one.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
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