Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!
I can loose the weight… You’re stuck with the face.
When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.
A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.
You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.
Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.
I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.
You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.
Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.
I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Are you comfortable with this face?