Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 17
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.