Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 17

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Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:……
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G
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What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!

Submitted by: Anna
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Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn
26

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted
35

Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?

Submitted by: Ted
17

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted
17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
31

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Submitted by: Ted
28

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon
39

You have the perfect face… For radio!

Submitted by: yoe
59

Dead people are to life like you are to funny!

Submitted by: cory
22

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

Submitted by: NYC
63

You are the best fool I’ve ever met.

Submitted by: Quilla bee
20

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman
29

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman
23

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Submitted by: Alyssa
28

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Submitted by: KC
41

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany
24

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

Submitted by: Lindsey
73

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
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You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
70

You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.

Submitted by: jennyfer
76

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
61

Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.

Submitted by: Jhomai
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If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

Submitted by: aarane

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