Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 17
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!
I hope you are hungry…you’re about to eat a heaping plate of shame.
Gee you fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?
Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
Move On. I only looked interested.
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.