Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
I love your smile cos I love yellow.
I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.
Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)