Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 17

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My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman
29

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman
23

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

Submitted by: Alyssa
28

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Submitted by: KC
41

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany
24

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

Submitted by: Lindsey
73

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
38

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
70

You’re so fat that when you went to the beach, you were the only one who got tanned.

Submitted by: jennyfer
74

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
61

Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.

Submitted by: Jhomai
31

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

Submitted by: aarane
47

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

Submitted by: Renata
33

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

Submitted by: Diandra
51

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

Submitted by: anonymous...
126

I hope you are hungry…you’re about to eat a heaping plate of shame.

Submitted by: chad
90

Gee you fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Submitted by: the fortune teller
75

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!

Submitted by: N413z
52

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: Nicole
65

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Submitted by: Nicole
62

Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

Submitted by: Frizzy1000
52

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Submitted by: Text Me Plz
47

Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr
176

Move On. I only looked interested.

Submitted by: lily.
50

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

Submitted by: Anymonous Chick

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