Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.

Submitted by: anna

Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!

Submitted by: Person

When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!

Submitted by: Paul

I can loose the weight… You’re stuck with the face.

Submitted by: robyn

When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!

Submitted by: LexieKaelie

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas

I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.

Submitted by: Anynomous

I asked God to punish me, next day I met you.

Submitted by: tsury

A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.

Submitted by: mwesigwa j innocent

You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.

Submitted by: Elizabeth

Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.

Submitted by: dumbo

I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.

Submitted by: pusky.....SK

You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.

Submitted by: King Kong

Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??

Submitted by: Stewie Griffin

Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.

Submitted by: Jhomai

Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.

Submitted by: kavita

I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.

Submitted by: HowsaboutIslapya

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Submitted by: Wayne Angelo

Are you comfortable with this face?

Submitted by: TP Toffy

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