Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 17
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!