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My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

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Boy: “You’re not my type.”
Girl: “Why, cause I can read??”

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I never insult any people I only tell them what they are.

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Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

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It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

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It’s not that I’m smarter than you, it’s just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

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Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

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You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrowg

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If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

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Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

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You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

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Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

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You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

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I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

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I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

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I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

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Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty…

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Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

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Ok so I applied for a job at a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hrs experience with a retard..so …uhh…um do you wanna hang out?

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Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

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