Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
Have a nice plate if sh**. Oh, sorry, you smell like you had some already.
Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!
The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.
Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime.
- Buddy Guy
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.