Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2

16

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop
20

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

27

Are your parents siblings?

21

Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.

Submitted by: jinx jin
17

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee
19

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
15

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex
23

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.

Submitted by: Thomas Daly
21

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.

Submitted by: Athena Rivera
22

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo
10

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D
15

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.

Submitted by: Suzy
4

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani
39

Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.

Submitted by: Omy
18

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name
20

You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
18

When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.

Submitted by: julie rae ong
7

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih
16

If you think you’re gorgeous, then Steve Martin is Kellan Lutz.

Submitted by: Kelly
15

The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??

Submitted by: jean spaco
11

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey
22

You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.

Submitted by: Emmy
25

Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!

Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.

Submitted by: Rachele
13

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown
13

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

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