Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.
When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
If you think you’re gorgeous, then Steve Martin is Kellan Lutz.
The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.
You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.
Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!
Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.
Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.
Oh my gosh! Somebody call the zoo and tell them that there is a Gorilla on the loose!!
Stop talking. You’re making me cry. Literally. What did you eat?
Have a nice plate if sh**. Oh, sorry, you smell like you had some already.
Your silence has grammatical errors.
Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!
The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!
You are an evolutionary defect.
You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.
I’m sorry. Were you talking to me?
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.