Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
Are your parents siblings?
Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.
When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
If you think you’re gorgeous, then Steve Martin is Kellan Lutz.
The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.
You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.
Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!
Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.
Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.
Oh my gosh! Somebody call the zoo and tell them that there is a Gorilla on the loose!!