Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Lalee

It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.

Submitted by: Mr.Knowitall

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: macayla :)

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Submitted by: KC

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup

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