Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2

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I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.

Submitted by: Athena Rivera
18

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo
6

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D
10

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.

Submitted by: Suzy
4

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani
23

Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.

Submitted by: Omy
15

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name
11

You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
16

When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.

Submitted by: julie rae ong
4

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih
9

If you think you’re gorgeous, then Steve Martin is Kellan Lutz.

Submitted by: Kelly
12

The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??

Submitted by: jean spaco
9

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey
13

You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.

Submitted by: Emmy
17

Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!

Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.

Submitted by: Rachele
8

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown
11

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.

Submitted by: IAmunknown
10

Oh my gosh! Somebody call the zoo and tell them that there is a Gorilla on the loose!!

Submitted by: IAmunknown
10

Stop talking. You’re making me cry. Literally. What did you eat?

Submitted by: IAmunknown
14

Have a nice plate if sh**. Oh, sorry, you smell like you had some already.

Submitted by: IAmunknown
10

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar
19

Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!

Submitted by: mike portugal
17

The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!

Submitted by: Insultlover
10

You are an evolutionary defect.

Submitted by: Garrett
9

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

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