Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2

56

Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.

Submitted by: jesse
27

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
36

Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
21

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
31

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
20

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop
22

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

36

Are your parents siblings?

24

Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.

Submitted by: jinx jin
23

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee
22

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
15

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex
29

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.

Submitted by: Thomas Daly
23

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.

Submitted by: Athena Rivera
23

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo
13

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D
20

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.

Submitted by: Suzy
6

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani
45

Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.

Submitted by: Omy
18

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name
26

You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
21

When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.

Submitted by: julie rae ong
8

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih
20

If you think you’re gorgeous, then Steve Martin is Kellan Lutz.

Submitted by: Kelly
17

The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??

Submitted by: jean spaco

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