Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
Act your age not your shoe size.