Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: macayla :)

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

Submitted by: KC

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup
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Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

Submitted by: Diandra

You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!

Submitted by: Jessica

You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip

You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrowg

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: Nicole

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

Submitted by: lauren

What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!

Submitted by: Anna

Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

Submitted by: haysweetdiddums

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

Submitted by: zach

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