Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2

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You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
34

Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
20

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
30

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
17

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop
20

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

29

Are your parents siblings?

22

Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.

Submitted by: jinx jin
21

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee
20

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
15

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex
25

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.

Submitted by: Thomas Daly
21

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.

Submitted by: Athena Rivera
23

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo
11

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D
18

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.

Submitted by: Suzy
5

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani
44

Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.

Submitted by: Omy
18

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name
23

You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
20

When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.

Submitted by: julie rae ong
8

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih
20

If you think you’re gorgeous, then Steve Martin is Kellan Lutz.

Submitted by: Kelly
16

The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??

Submitted by: jean spaco
13

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey

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