Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
Act your age not your shoe size.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.