Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
Go be stupid somewhere else.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
You look so good, when the light’s out.