Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2

22

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

Submitted by: NYC
14

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee
24

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

Submitted by: Lindsey
24

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup
10

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Submitted by: Mark
91

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

Submitted by: pnutfan27
13

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
31

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

Submitted by: Jearak
8

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon
3

Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang
115

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

Submitted by: somebody
48

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
53

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: macayla :)
15

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool
46

You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!

Submitted by: Jessica
17

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez
10

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human
15

Go be stupid somewhere else.
– Squidward

Submitted by: ZeitahGrey
52

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: Nicole
17

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle
3

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

2

You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.

Submitted by: Chocobear
30

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
26

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn
85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig

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