Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
Go be stupid somewhere else.
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.