Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
Go be stupid somewhere else.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.