Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Go be stupid somewhere else.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.