Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2

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I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

Submitted by: NYC
8

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey
30

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

Submitted by: Jearak
6

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

10

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee
91

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

Submitted by: pnutfan27
10

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Submitted by: Mark
114

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

Submitted by: somebody
13

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool
48

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
8

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon
3

Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang
53

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: macayla :)
45

You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!

Submitted by: Jessica
1

You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.

Submitted by: Chocobear
17

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez
10

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human
9

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
15

Go be stupid somewhere else.
– Squidward

Submitted by: ZeitahGrey
52

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: Nicole
17

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle
2

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

5

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
3

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle
3

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar

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