Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Go be stupid somewhere else.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.