Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Go be stupid somewhere else.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.