Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
Life is great …you should get one.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.