Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 2

6

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

10

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Submitted by: Mark
114

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

Submitted by: somebody
48

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
13

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool
8

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon
53

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: macayla :)
3

Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang
9

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human
45

You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!

Submitted by: Jessica
1

You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.

Submitted by: Chocobear
17

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez
52

He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: Nicole
15

Go be stupid somewhere else.
– Squidward

Submitted by: ZeitahGrey
17

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle
4

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:
2

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

8

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
5

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
3

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle
26

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn
17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig
19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
6

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

6

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
4

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1
15

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy

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