Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 20

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My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

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Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield

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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

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They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

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Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

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If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
Marilyn Monroe

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Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

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I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

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I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

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You can’t fix stupid.

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He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden

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I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

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Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein

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And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

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I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

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For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

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Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

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