Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 20

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Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.

Submitted by: Thomas Daly

The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!

Submitted by: Insultlover

Roses are red, violets are blue, but everyone knows I’m hotter than you.

Submitted by: Kiebron

Some babies are dropped on their head but you were clearly thrown at the wall.

Submitted by: Alex

Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait. You broke them all.

God loves stupid people and he especially loves you.

Submitted by: Yumi The Phyco O_+

If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.

Submitted by: Gary

If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.

Submitted by: Sosthy

I’m sorry. Were you talking to me?

Submitted by: JellyBro78

You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.

Submitted by: Emmy

Is that your face or is it Halloween today?

Submitted by: HHS

Person 1: You know what I like about you?
Person 2: No what?
Person 1: Oops never mind wrong person.

Submitted by: EGK

Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.

Submitted by: Georgiane

You are an evolutionary defect.

Submitted by: Garrett

Girl, you’re so fake, barbie wants you for Christmas.

Submitted by: lalalaLand

Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.

Submitted by: A person with an actual life

Fat girls like hashtags(#) because they look like waffles.

Submitted by: John

Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.

Submitted by: jesse

You better shut up before I knock you into next year so I don’t have to deal with you this year.

Submitted by: TheBookWorm

Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn

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