Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.

Submitted by: Mama Eason

You’re so fat even dora can’t explore you.

Submitted by: F00bar

Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.

Submitted by: noah

Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.

Submitted by: padmanabha

I didn’t insult you I described you.

Submitted by: elizabeth

You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?

Submitted by: Blake

People like you make me scared to have children.

Submitted by: Katelyn

I like your approach, now lets see your departure.

Submitted by: Stevo

I understand why your girl friend is reluctant to kiss you.

Submitted by: Sunali

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?

Submitted by: GermanFOREVER

Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?

Submitted by: kara

Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.

Submitted by: Gillbert

He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!

Submitted by: Ice Queen

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.

Submitted by: cierra

You look so good, when the light’s out.

Submitted by: lanz

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