Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 20
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
– Marilyn Monroe
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.