I’d say you’re smart but I don’t tell lies before breakfast.
Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your face is making me cry, So please spare the view.
Whenever I see your face, I feel like I am having a bad dream.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?
Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.
She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.
Sorry! I can’t think of an insult stupid enough for you! I’ll get back to you on that.
I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.
You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.
Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. – Groucho Marx
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans. And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales. Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
There’s no cure for stupid.
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