Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.
Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.
You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
60,000 sperms, and you won?
Can you please fake my absence in my presence please!
You want me to go to hell?
I don’t think I am ready for a visit to your home yet.
Don’t give up, girl! Keep chasing him! But I guess he runs away because you have a beautiful face in ugly people’s point of view.
If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.
Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.
You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.
F*** you, and anybody that looks like you!.
Nostradamus predicted you’d be a loser.
My office- mate has a bad breath…and I asked him…”What is the brand of the tooth paste you’re using?”
Dead people are to life like you are to funny!
Terribly sorry, I don’t speak stupidnese.
Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.