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I’d say you’re smart but I don’t tell lies before breakfast.

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Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

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Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.

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Whenever I see your face, I feel like I am having a bad dream.

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Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

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No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?

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Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

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She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.

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Sorry! I can’t think of an insult stupid enough for you! I’ll get back to you on that.

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I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.

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You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.

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My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

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Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.

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Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.

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I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx

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I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.

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You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

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Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??

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There’s no cure for stupid.

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