Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 20

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I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes

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Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Lord Chesterfield

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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

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They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

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Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde

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If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
- Marilyn Monroe

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Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

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I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

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I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
- Louis Nizer

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You can’t fix stupid.

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He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
- Bobby Bowden

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I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

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Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein

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And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

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I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.

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For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

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Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

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