Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 20
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
– Marilyn Monroe
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
You can’t fix stupid.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden