Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 20
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.
The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but everyone knows I’m hotter than you.
Some babies are dropped on their head but you were clearly thrown at the wall.
Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait. You broke them all.
God loves stupid people and he especially loves you.
If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.
He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.
If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.
I’m sorry. Were you talking to me?
You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.
Is that your face or is it Halloween today?
Person 1: You know what I like about you?
Person 2: No what?
Person 1: Oops never mind wrong person.
Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.
You are an evolutionary defect.
Girl, you’re so fake, barbie wants you for Christmas.
Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.
Fat girls like hashtags(#) because they look like waffles.
Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.
You better shut up before I knock you into next year so I don’t have to deal with you this year.
Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.