I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.
I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!
Don’t flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.
Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.
Wow! that’s your face? it looks like somebody jumped off the ugly plane and landed right in front of me!
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans. And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales. Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.
You are physically, intellectually, psychologically, socially spiritually mentally dotish !!!.
Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
You look prettier when your hair is covering your face or should I say less ugly.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
I’m sorry l, but you must die young. For the good of the universe just die young.
Your mom had a severe case of diarrhea when you were born.
Insult is a monstrous scorpion, and compliment is a likeable nightingale; one stings mercilessly, and the other sings sweetly. – Mehmet Murat ildan
You better shut up before I knock you into next year so I don’t have to deal with you this year.
Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway Could you drive any better If that phone Was up your a**!!!
I love your smile cos I love yellow.
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