Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

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I’m sorry. Were you talking to me?

Submitted by: JellyBro78
6

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick
8

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown
29

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie
3

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

2

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

6

Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.

Submitted by: EpicDude
5

You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

4

No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish
3

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa
2

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul
4

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1
3

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily
14

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre
5

Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait. You broke them all.

God loves stupid people and he especially loves you.

Submitted by: Yumi The Phyco O_+
19

A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson
3

A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.

Submitted by: mwesigwa j innocent
4

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup
9

You’re so ugly that when you go to an amusement park every one runs away.

Submitted by: joshua trost
6

Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.

Submitted by: padmanabha
6

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose
2

Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC
13

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
7

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick
9

He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.

Submitted by: Gary

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