Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

26

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn
85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig
17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
6

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

6

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
6

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
1

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
40

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
20

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
16

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
3

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
3

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
7

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

60

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa
164

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
13

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi
3

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera

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