Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.