Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
You look so good, when the light’s out.
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
- Robert Orben
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
- Louis Nizer
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.