Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

5

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:
3

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar
26

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn
85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig
17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
6

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

6

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

16

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
6

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
16

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
1

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau
3

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
7

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

60

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa
164

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
5

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1
13

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi

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