Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
Are you comfortable with this face?