Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

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Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar
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Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn
85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig
17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

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Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau
23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
7

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:
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Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle
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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
26

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
2

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.
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Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
1

Are you comfortable with this face?

Submitted by: TP Toffy
3

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
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There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

60

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa

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