Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
Are you comfortable with this face?
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?