Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig
6

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
- Robert Orben

19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
1

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas
1

Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg
6

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
- Louis Nizer

10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
8

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana
23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
1

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy
2

Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
8

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
6

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
4

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India
3

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
7

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
- Sinclair Lewis

16

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
60

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa
164

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
5

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1

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