Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig
19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
6

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

6

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

4

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
16

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex
2

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.
4

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

4

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
9

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
9

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
16

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
28

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie
3

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
11

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana
7

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

60

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa

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