Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis