Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?