Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.