Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.