Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig
19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
6

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

6

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
1

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.
4

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1
4

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy
23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
2

You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.

Submitted by: sanjay
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
3

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel
6

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
16

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
3

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
7

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

27

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
9

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana
60

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa
4

No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish

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