Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??