Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig
17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
6

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
6

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

6

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
15

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan
23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
44

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
6

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
1

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
3

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
7

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
16

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
3

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
7

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

60

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa
164

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
13

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi

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