Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
- Robert Orben
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
- Louis Nizer
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
- Sinclair Lewis
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.