Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
1

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau
10

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla
17

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted
6

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

6

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

19

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty
6

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani
4

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar
23

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
8

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
4

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

4

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle
10

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
16

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex
2

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
9

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
16

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
3

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
27

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie
7

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis


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