You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak!
I’m surprised at you level of stupidity.
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
My battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important!
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
The trash will get picked up tomorrow, be ready.
Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
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