Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
- Robert Orben
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
- Louis Nizer
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.