Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3

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I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal
25

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward
13

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri
6

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
4

No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish
16

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan
1

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau
3

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
17

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
5

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
7

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

60

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa
164

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
13

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi
3

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
3

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera
47

Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr
9

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
1

If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
38

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
73

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
7

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

4

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani
59

Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny
31

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
21

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano
12

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter
10

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana
1

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
Groucho Marx


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