Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 3
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx