Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily
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B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre
11

Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait. You broke them all.

God loves stupid people and he especially loves you.

Submitted by: Yumi The Phyco O_+
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A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.

Submitted by: hadikson
7

A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.

Submitted by: mwesigwa j innocent
10

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

Submitted by: shutup
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You’re so ugly that when you go to an amusement park every one runs away.

Submitted by: joshua trost
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Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.

Submitted by: padmanabha
9

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose
5

Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC
25

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
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I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick
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He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.

Submitted by: Gary
19

F*** you, and anybody that looks like you!.

Submitted by: flops2spurs
14

I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.

Submitted by: eee
10

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
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A member of Parliament to Disraeli: ‘Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.’

That depends, Sir,’ said Disraeli, ‘whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.’
Benjamin Disraeli

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You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl
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You’re so dumb, you put the “Um” in the word dumb!

Submitted by: A.T.
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If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee
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Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
3

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

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She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.

Submitted by: Linda Schur
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx


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