Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Ever looked in a mirror? Oh, wait. You broke them all.
God loves stupid people and he especially loves you.
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
You’re so ugly that when you go to an amusement park every one runs away.
Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.
F*** you, and anybody that looks like you!.
I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: ‘Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.’
That depends, Sir,’ said Disraeli, ‘whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.’
– Benjamin Disraeli
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
You’re so dumb, you put the “Um” in the word dumb!
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx