Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Life is great …you should get one.
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!