Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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F*** you, and anybody that looks like you!.

Submitted by: flops2spurs
7

I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.

Submitted by: eee
4

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
6

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: ‘Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.’

That depends, Sir,’ said Disraeli, ‘whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.’
- Benjamin Disraeli

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You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl
5

You’re so dumb, you put the “Um” in the word dumb!

Submitted by: A.T.
7

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee
5

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
2

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
1

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

5

She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.

Submitted by: Linda Schur
7

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx

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I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
- Groucho Marx

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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx

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I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.

Submitted by: Mikey
4

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:
6

You are physically, intellectually, psychologically, socially spiritually mentally dotish !!!.

Submitted by: chrissy
7

That was so corny I could have ate it.

Submitted by: mickayea
2

You are such a good person… When you are asleep.

Submitted by: mike
5

I didn’t insult you I described you.

Submitted by: elizabeth
4

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!

Submitted by: Sophia
5

Kiss me.
- I’d rather strangle myself with my own underwear.

Submitted by: jackie
10

Fat girls like hashtags(#) because they look like waffles.

Submitted by: John
5

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?

Submitted by: GermanFOREVER
1

Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg

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