Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!
Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.