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You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

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He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

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Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

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I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.

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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

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The trash will get picked up tomorrow, be ready.

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Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

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Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

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I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

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Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

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Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

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Did you forget your brain in your mother’s womb?
Cause I’m pretty sure you did.

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You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

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I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

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Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

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It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

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