Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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You’re so ugly that when you go to an amusement park every one runs away.

Submitted by: joshua trost
13

Insult is a sin which is done by some people who do not know the meaning of feelings.

Submitted by: padmanabha
7

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose
2

Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC
17

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
12

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick
10

He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.

Submitted by: Gary
13

F*** you, and anybody that looks like you!.

Submitted by: flops2spurs
8

I’ll pretend you didn’t say that.

Submitted by: eee
6

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
8

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: ‘Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.’

That depends, Sir,’ said Disraeli, ‘whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.’
- Benjamin Disraeli

3

You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl
5

You’re so dumb, you put the “Um” in the word dumb!

Submitted by: A.T.
8

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee
5

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
2

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
2

Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

6

She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.

Submitted by: Linda Schur
9

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx

1

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
- Groucho Marx

3

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx

7

I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.

Submitted by: Mikey
4

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:
8

You are physically, intellectually, psychologically, socially spiritually mentally dotish !!!.

Submitted by: chrissy
9

That was so corny I could have ate it.

Submitted by: mickayea

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