Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett

Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

Submitted by: Salem

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee

You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

Submitted by: Someone who thinks you're stupid

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Submitted by: Text Me Plz

Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

Submitted by: Diandra

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle

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