Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

Submitted by: lauren

What would beauty be without ugliness?
See, you are important!

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Submitted by: Anna
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Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

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Submitted by: haysweetdiddums
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Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in?
Student: It’s surely the past tense.

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Submitted by: Alyssa
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Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

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Submitted by: littlelisa
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If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.

Submitted by: zach

Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

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Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

Submitted by: Jearak

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