Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I don’t hate you… I just don’t appreciate your existence.

Submitted by: meemee

If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

You are literally too stupid to insult!

Submitted by: "Sandra!"

Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Ashleigh Brilliant

It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…

Submitted by: Lindsey

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I’ve got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

Submitted by: NYC

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!

Submitted by: N413z

You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.

Submitted by: Lindeman21

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

Submitted by: Anass

If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia

Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!

Submitted by: toni

The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

Submitted by: shannen/@OhMySarcasm

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