Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee on February 16, 2008

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

Submitted by: Suzy on May 17, 2013

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey on December 27, 2010

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool on March 31, 2012

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

Submitted by: Frizzy1000 on April 8, 2010

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Submitted by: Nicole on April 9, 2010

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle on August 14, 2010

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs on December 3, 2011

O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel on July 12, 2011

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted on June 6, 2010

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano on July 29, 2010

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon on March 8, 2011

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2 on October 26, 2010

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana on January 21, 2012

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

Submitted by: Don't look on March 18, 2010

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty on August 30, 2010

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human on January 18, 2011

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G on June 21, 2010

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre on January 5, 2013

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan on March 10, 2011

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan on November 16, 2009

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name on May 6, 2013

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh on July 10, 2011

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany on May 9, 2010

Are your parents siblings?

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy on September 17, 2011

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne on November 27, 2009

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

Submitted by: anonymous... on April 19, 2010

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