Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!

Submitted by: toni

Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.

Submitted by: Rianna

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett

I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

Submitted by: Ibrahim

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Submitted by: yammy

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond
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Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail

Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn

Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

Submitted by: Salem

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

Submitted by: Someone who thinks you're stupid

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Submitted by: Mark

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward

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