Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl
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You’re so dumb, you put the “Um” in the word dumb!

Submitted by: A.T.
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If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!

Submitted by: Lee
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Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
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Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

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She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.

Submitted by: Linda Schur
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

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I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
Groucho Marx

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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho Marx

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I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.

Submitted by: Mikey
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I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:
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You are physically, intellectually, psychologically, socially spiritually mentally dotish !!!.

Submitted by: chrissy
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That was so corny I could have ate it.

Submitted by: mickayea
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You are such a good person… When you are asleep.

Submitted by: mike
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I didn’t insult you I described you.

Submitted by: elizabeth
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I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!

Submitted by: Sophia
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Kiss me.
– I’d rather strangle myself with my own underwear.

Submitted by: jackie
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Fat girls like hashtags(#) because they look like waffles.

Submitted by: John
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Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?

Submitted by: GermanFOREVER
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Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg
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I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!

Submitted by: ANSLIM
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I would take a picture of you, but just focusing my lens on you made my camera break.

Submitted by: kylee(miss awesome)
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You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.

Submitted by: Elizabeth
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Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: niral
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Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.

Submitted by: henly
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You grow on people but so does cancer.

Submitted by: undisclosed
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God cries when he sees your face.

Submitted by: Ciara
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If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.

Submitted by: shireen
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I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!

Submitted by: Becky

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