Insult Quotes | Short and Sassy Insult One-Liners - Page 4

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.

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Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

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Lets play fetch a little differently! I’ll throw the stick and you don’t come back ;)

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He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
Don’t you have a terrible empty feeling – in your skull?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want people to like you?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.

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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

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I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
– Ashleigh Brilliant

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Did you forget your brain in your mother’s womb?
Cause I’m pretty sure you did.

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Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

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Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

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The trash will get picked up tomorrow, be ready.

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Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

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I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

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I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

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Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

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Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

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I may not be super smart but compared to you I am Albert Einstein.

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You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

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