Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was with Hitler, bin laden and you, I would shoot you twice.

Submitted by: Krishna das

“I want to thank you for your obviously deeply considered and articulate comments. With that said, I don’t give a particular damn”.

Submitted by: Michael

I can remove 99% of your “beauty” with a baby wipe.

Submitted by: Sophiegotdemskills

If I had a hundred dollars for everything stupid you say, I’d be rich. Like. Stupid rich.

Submitted by: Bailey

Here suck on a lemon they’re not as bitter. :D

Submitted by: TracyT

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

Submitted by: Anass

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan

If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

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