Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan

If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon

You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrowg

If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie
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Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.]

Submitted by: marcus

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Submitted by: =)=)=)=)

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Submitted by: Bubbles

If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx.

Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn

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