Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
- Sinclair Lewis
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
- Benjamin Tucker
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?