Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.