Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
- Sinclair Lewis
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
- Benjamin Tucker
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.