Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
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There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

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Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

Submitted by: littlelisa
13

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi
11

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana
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My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
4

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
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Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr
7

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
16

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex
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If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
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You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
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I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter
74

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
26

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie
3

You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.

Submitted by: sanjay
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To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

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You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano
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You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

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Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny
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Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h
26

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p
4

My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
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I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel

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