Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
13

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi
3

Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir
3

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
2

Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .

Submitted by: Yo mama c:
47

Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr
4

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia
38

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
6

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
3

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera
73

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
7

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
- Benjamin Tucker

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Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

Submitted by: noha nabil
59

Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny
21

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano
12

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter
3

At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla
3

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
3

My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
1

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark
8

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous
2

Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus
7

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per
18

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h
8

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.


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