Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
13

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi
3

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera
47

Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr
9

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
20

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
1

Are you comfortable with this face?

Submitted by: TP Toffy
1

If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
73

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
38

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
5

No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish
7

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

5

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani
59

Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny
21

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano
12

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter
13

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Submitted by: raymond hadeyshaokhan
3

It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

Submitted by: Lord of Catan
1

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
Groucho Marx

11

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana
8

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

5

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India
26

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p
4

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel
4

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?


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