Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
- Benjamin Tucker
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.