Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
If brains were money, you’d be broke.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.