Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera
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Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr
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You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
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If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
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Are you comfortable with this face?

Submitted by: TP Toffy
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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
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You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
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You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
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To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

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I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.
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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano
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I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter
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It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG
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It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

Submitted by: Lord of Catan
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Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny
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Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

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You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India
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I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p
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I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel
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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h
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O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel
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No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish

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