Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position to kiss my a**!
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
- Louis Nizer