Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
Are you comfortable with this face?
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.