Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Damn b*tch replace your chapstick with a glue stick and shut the f*** up. – _- .
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee