Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr
7

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy
12

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter
10

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1
38

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
5

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar
74

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
7

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

2

You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?

Submitted by: Blake
21

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano
4

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel
5

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India
8

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

15

O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel
26

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p
60

Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny
8

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

18

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h
4

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
8

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

8

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

9

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous
5

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant

4

Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob
7

I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.

Submitted by: Tj Cagg.

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