Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.