Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
- Benjamin Tucker
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes