Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
Are you comfortable with this face?
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?