Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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Are you comfortable with this face?

Submitted by: TP Toffy
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If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8
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You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India
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I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p
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Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h
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Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

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I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel
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I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult
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Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

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Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous
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O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel
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Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas
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Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea
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My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per
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Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog
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It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

Submitted by: Lord of Catan
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You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.

Submitted by: sanjay
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Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat
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You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty
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I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted
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All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

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I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.
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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul
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Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir
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Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip

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