Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??
Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Are you comfortable with this face?
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?