Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 4

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Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi
3

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera
3

Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir
2

You look so good, when the light’s out.

Submitted by: lanz
47

Where did you come from, awwww did some one leave your cage open?

Submitted by: starr
1

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau
38

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer
73

You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said “Wheres the baby?”
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, your parents asked for a refund.
You’re so ugly, when you were born, the doctor was the one screaming instead of your mother.

Submitted by: jennyfer
8

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous
3

At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla
3

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN
7

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
- Benjamin Tucker

9

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)
4

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1
59

Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Submitted by: johnny
21

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano
12

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter
7

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per
1

If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
26

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p
2

Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus
2

Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg
18

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h
11

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett
8

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes


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