Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?
Life is great …you should get one.
Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.