Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx
I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
You are physically, intellectually, psychologically, socially spiritually mentally dotish !!!.
That was so corny I could have ate it.
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
I didn’t insult you I described you.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!
– I’d rather strangle myself with my own underwear.
Fat girls like hashtags(#) because they look like waffles.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!
I would take a picture of you, but just focusing my lens on you made my camera break.
You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.
You grow on people but so does cancer.
God cries when he sees your face.
If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.
I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
I never thought I’d see someone uglier than you, that was until I met your mother. :D
Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!
If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.