Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

Submitted by: Sofia

I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

Submitted by: Ibrahim

You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.

Submitted by: jennyfer

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Submitted by: yammy

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail

Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

Submitted by: Salem

Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

Submitted by: IshAn

Life is great …you should get one.

Submitted by: dempo

Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

Submitted by: Someone who thinks you're stupid

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda

Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.

Submitted by: nathan woodward

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