Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho Marx

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I see that you are still wearing that chewed raw, dog’s a** looking thing that you call a face, around like you’re proud of it.

Submitted by: Mikey
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I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:
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You are physically, intellectually, psychologically, socially spiritually mentally dotish !!!.

Submitted by: chrissy
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That was so corny I could have ate it.

Submitted by: mickayea
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You are such a good person… When you are asleep.

Submitted by: mike
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I didn’t insult you I described you.

Submitted by: elizabeth
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I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!

Submitted by: Sophia
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Kiss me.
– I’d rather strangle myself with my own underwear.

Submitted by: jackie
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Fat girls like hashtags(#) because they look like waffles.

Submitted by: John
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Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?

Submitted by: GermanFOREVER
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Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg
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I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!

Submitted by: ANSLIM
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I would take a picture of you, but just focusing my lens on you made my camera break.

Submitted by: kylee(miss awesome)
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You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.

Submitted by: Elizabeth
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Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: niral
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Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.

Submitted by: henly
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You grow on people but so does cancer.

Submitted by: undisclosed
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God cries when he sees your face.

Submitted by: Ciara
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If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.

Submitted by: shireen
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I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!

Submitted by: Becky
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Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar
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I never thought I’d see someone uglier than you, that was until I met your mother. :D

Submitted by: Krislynne Flowers
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Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!

Submitted by: Darcy
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If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.

Submitted by: Kevin

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