Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
- Sinclair Lewis
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
- Robert Orben
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
- Benjamin Tucker
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
It’s not you, it’s your face.
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?