Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
I never thought I’d see someone uglier than you, that was until I met your mother. :D
Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!
If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.
You’re very pretty… Pretty ugly.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?
You’re so dumb that when you got locked up in Tesco you starved to death.
Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.
You better shut up before I knock you into next year so I don’t have to deal with you this year.
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m so hot,
What happened to you?
You’re so ugly, you’re the reason why waldo is hiding!
You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!
You’re so fat even dora can’t explore you.
You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.
The science department called, they wanted to know if you’d donate your body to research. They said blue whales are a rare breed.
If I were you, I’d keep the makeup on.
Go back to your mom and ask her to teach you some manners.
You are so stupid. One day I found you yelling in an envelope claiming that you are sending a voice mail!
You are so tall. You are a traffic officer for airplanes!
Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.
If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. If that’s true I have nothing to say.
I feel dumber just from listening to you.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.
When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.