Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When its dark, your handsome.
Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.
Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Life is great …you should get one.
Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?
Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.