Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Go be stupid somewhere else.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!