Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez

Go be stupid somewhere else.
– Squidward

Submitted by: ZeitahGrey

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Submitted by: Text Me Plz

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p

Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

Submitted by: saad andalib

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee

Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

Submitted by: Frizzy1000

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

Submitted by: Suzy

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Submitted by: Nicole

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano

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