Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

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Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar
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I never thought I’d see someone uglier than you, that was until I met your mother. :D

Submitted by: Krislynne Flowers
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Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!

Submitted by: Darcy
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If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.

Submitted by: Kevin
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You’re very pretty… Pretty ugly.

Submitted by: Amy
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I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Lalee
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Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?

Submitted by: kara
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You’re so dumb that when you got locked up in Tesco you starved to death.

Submitted by: liam
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Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

Submitted by: liam
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You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.

Submitted by: Fool*
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You better shut up before I knock you into next year so I don’t have to deal with you this year.

Submitted by: TheBookWorm
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You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?

Submitted by: Blake
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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Submitted by: Jasmine
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The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.

Submitted by: ShyGurl
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I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m so hot,
What happened to you?

Submitted by: Someone
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You’re so ugly, you’re the reason why waldo is hiding!

Submitted by: unusuallongname
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You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!

Submitted by: unusuallongname
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You’re so fat even dora can’t explore you.

Submitted by: F00bar
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You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.

Submitted by: eddie
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The science department called, they wanted to know if you’d donate your body to research. They said blue whales are a rare breed.

Submitted by: Micah Majors
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If I were you, I’d keep the makeup on.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
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Go back to your mom and ask her to teach you some manners.

Submitted by: fathie
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You are so stupid. One day I found you yelling in an envelope claiming that you are sending a voice mail!
You are so tall. You are a traffic officer for airplanes!

Submitted by: philipac
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Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

Submitted by: Alex
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If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. If that’s true I have nothing to say.

Submitted by: Kiwi
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I feel dumber just from listening to you.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
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If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
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I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.

Submitted by: anna
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When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.

Submitted by: Awesome insulting Boy

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