Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 5

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I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!

Submitted by: ANSLIM
3

I would take a picture of you, but just focusing my lens on you made my camera break.

Submitted by: kylee(miss awesome)
5

You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.

Submitted by: Elizabeth
3

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: niral
3

Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.

Submitted by: henly
8

You grow on people but so does cancer.

Submitted by: undisclosed
12

God cries when he sees your face.

Submitted by: Ciara
5

If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.

Submitted by: shireen
3

I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!

Submitted by: Becky
1

Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.

Submitted by: IRockLikeARockstar
12

I never thought I’d see someone uglier than you, that was until I met your mother. :D

Submitted by: Krislynne Flowers
4

Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!

Submitted by: Darcy
5

If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.

Submitted by: Kevin
6

You’re very pretty… Pretty ugly.

Submitted by: Amy
3

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Lalee
4

Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?

Submitted by: kara
8

You’re so dumb that when you got locked up in Tesco you starved to death.

Submitted by: liam
7

Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

Submitted by: liam
5

You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.

Submitted by: Fool*
6

You better shut up before I knock you into next year so I don’t have to deal with you this year.

Submitted by: TheBookWorm
1

You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?

Submitted by: Blake
3

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Submitted by: Jasmine
5

The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.

Submitted by: ShyGurl
3

I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult
7

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m so hot,
What happened to you?

Submitted by: Someone

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