Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good…
Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: It’s surely the past tense.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?
Life is great …you should get one.
I would love to insult you, but I’m afraid I won’t do as well as nature did.
If stupidity was a profession then you’d be a billionaire.
If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. – Oscar Wilde
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon. Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.
Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
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