Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.
Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
Are your parents siblings?
Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.