Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.
Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.
Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.