Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Insult Quote: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
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I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Insult Quote: I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But...

Submitted by: Bubbles
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If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Insult Quote: Tell me… Is being stupid a profession...

Submitted by: katx.
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Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn

Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.

Submitted by: jesse

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