Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx.

Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn

Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.

Submitted by: jesse

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Are your parents siblings?


Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.

Submitted by: jinx jin

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.

Submitted by: Thomas Daly

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.

Submitted by: Athena Rivera

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

Submitted by: Suzy

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani

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