Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Submitted by: =)=)=)=)

It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.

Submitted by: lihleG

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Submitted by: Bubbles

If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx.

Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn

Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.

Submitted by: jesse

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

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