Insult Quotes | Short and Sassy Insult One-Liners - Page 6

Some people have no shame in denying the truth and defending a lie!

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Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

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The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

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Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

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The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

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I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

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I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

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Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

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It is not insult from another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free.
– Alan Cohen

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Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

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Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

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Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

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Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

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Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

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If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!

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Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

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You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

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Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

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Girl- How do I look?
Boy- I would rather stay blind…and let the mirror suffer!!!!

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