Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.
When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
If you think you’re gorgeous, then Steve Martin is Kellan Lutz.