Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,
But in your case,
Go ahead.

Submitted by: Bubbles

If they say you’re ugly, take it as a compliment. If they say you’re beautiful, take it as an insult.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Submitted by: katx.

Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn

Don’t flatter yourself I was looking at your friend.

Submitted by: jesse

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Are your parents siblings?

Want to tell that your attitude doesn’t fit on your toilet face.

Submitted by: jinx jin

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8

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