Person: Go to hell! Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Life is good, you should get one.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
Gosh! If a single word that comes out of your mouth earns you 0.000001$, you would still get richer than bill gate in 2 hours.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
Some people have no shame in denying the truth and defending a lie!
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
It is not insult from another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free. – Alan Cohen
Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me
If you weren’t who you are … I’d like you!
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?
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