Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.

Submitted by: lifeisgr8

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driving license.

Submitted by: Thomas Daly

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.

Submitted by: Athena Rivera

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.

Submitted by: Suzy

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani

Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.

Submitted by: Omy

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name
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