Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Who do you think you’re? Stink bug.

Submitted by: Omy

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name

You make me want to eat s*** every time I see you.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.

Submitted by: julie rae ong

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih

If you think you’re gorgeous, then Steve Martin is Kellan Lutz.

Submitted by: Kelly

The construction of my rock building ran a stone short
Can you lend me your head??

Submitted by: jean spaco

People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.

Submitted by: hailey

You say you’re old-school, I say you’re just plain old.

Submitted by: Emmy

Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!

Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.

Submitted by: Rachele

Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?

Submitted by: Iamunknown

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

Oh my gosh! Somebody call the zoo and tell them that there is a Gorilla on the loose!!

Submitted by: IAmunknown

Stop talking. You’re making me cry. Literally. What did you eat?

Submitted by: IAmunknown

Have a nice plate if sh**. Oh, sorry, you smell like you had some already.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

Your silence has grammatical errors.

Submitted by: Kedar

Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!

Submitted by: mike portugal

The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!

Submitted by: Insultlover

You are an evolutionary defect.

Submitted by: Garrett

You know why the earth rotates? It’s to get away from your face.

Submitted by: Sherbetr19

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