Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
You can’t fix stupid.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
- Groucho Marx
Hey do you want a mint?
- Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.