Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
You can’t fix stupid.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield