Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
You can’t fix stupid.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.