Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6

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And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

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Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:……
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G
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Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul
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Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama
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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

Submitted by: kate
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Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba
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Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
- Proverb

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Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

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They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

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If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

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You are literally too stupid to insult!

Submitted by: "Sandra!"
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Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.

Submitted by: noah
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My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo
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You can’t fix stupid.

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Hey do you want a mint?
- Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah!
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Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D
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You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey
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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

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There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.

Submitted by: cierra
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Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

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Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull

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Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn
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Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC
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If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe
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He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
- Bobby Bowden


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