Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Hey do you want a mint?
- Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
- Proverb
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull