Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
You can’t fix stupid.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.