Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
You look so good, when the light’s out.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
You can’t fix stupid.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.