Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
You can’t fix stupid.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!