Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
You can’t fix stupid.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
Hey do you want a mint?
- Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.