Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
You can’t fix stupid.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.