Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
You can’t fix stupid.
Hey do you want a mint?
- Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
- Bobby Bowden
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.