Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
You can’t fix stupid.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.