Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Are you comfortable with this face?
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
You are literally too stupid to insult!
You can’t fix stupid.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Hey do you want a mint?
- Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.