Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
You can’t heal stupid.
You’re so ugly……The end.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
You are so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!
You are so ugly.
Oh I am sorry I was trying so hard to look like you.:)
Roses are red, violets are blue, but everyone knows I’m hotter than you.
Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.
I’m working so hard on trying to ignore you.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
Person 1: You know what I like about you?
Person 2: No what?
Person 1: Oops never mind wrong person.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
Let’s play a game of Simon Says. I’m Simon. Simon says shut up before I call the zoo keeper to take you back.
I like your approach, now lets see your departure.
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
Oh! I see. When they said brains, you thought they said trains, and you wanted a slow one.
You look prettier when your hair is covering your face or should I say less ugly.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.