Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8

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You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.

Submitted by: Mama Eason
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My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
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Person 1: You know what I like about you?
Person 2: No what?
Person 1: Oops never mind wrong person.

Submitted by: EGK
5

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark
7

Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per
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You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person
3

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle
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The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

Submitted by: shannen/@OhMySarcasm
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Let’s play a game of Simon Says. I’m Simon. Simon says shut up before I call the zoo keeper to take you back.

Submitted by: Angela
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I like your approach, now lets see your departure.

Submitted by: Stevo
1

You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.

Submitted by: Chocobear
6

Oh! I see. When they said brains, you thought they said trains, and you wanted a slow one.

Submitted by: Steve64076
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You look prettier when your hair is covering your face or should I say less ugly.

Submitted by: mushtary
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Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous
8

Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you, I hate you.

Submitted by: Anon
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I don’t hate you because you’re ugly. You’re ugly because I hate you.

Submitted by: inchickoi08
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Oh, I really enjoy your Frankenstein mask. Isn’t it a little too early for Halloween though? Oh wait, that’s your face!

Submitted by: Brandon
13

You are so ugly even Ripleys could not believe it.

Submitted by: SALTS(Smiled A Little Then Stopped)
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Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana
5

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.

Submitted by: cierra
17

You’re not as stupid as you sound, & you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: TnaRiz
11

Some babies are dropped on their head but you were clearly thrown at the wall.

Submitted by: Alex
10

I am not an antisocial… I just hate you.

Submitted by: sweet_hate
13

Girl, you’re so fake, barbie wants you for Christmas.

Submitted by: lalalaLand

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