Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.