Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.