Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:……
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

Submitted by: Don't look

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany
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Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

Submitted by: anonymous...

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi
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B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri

Are your parents siblings?

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h

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