Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman

Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

Submitted by: Jules Romano

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

Submitted by: aarane

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki

Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih

Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
Robert Orben

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Submitted by: muse pop
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You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.

Insult Quote: You know why God put you on...

Submitted by: Soul Theif

If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.

Submitted by: shivani

Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)

Submitted by: wendel matunog

If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!

Submitted by: xanne

You have a right to your opinions. I just don’t want to hear them.

Submitted by: Rachael :)

It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud

No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.

Submitted by: Atish

Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.

Submitted by: hannah!

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy

Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.

Submitted by: whitecat

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