Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Are your parents siblings?
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
Fake Nails. Fake Hair. Fake Smile. Are you sure, you weren’t made in China?=)
Hey do you want a mint?
– Nah I’m okay.
No seriously buddy, just take the mint and do us all a favor.
Random snob: Don’t try to mess with me… I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.
Me: No wonder you are fat.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.