Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!