Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.
You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.