Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
Person 1: You know what I like about you?
Person 2: No what?
Person 1: Oops never mind wrong person.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
Let’s play a game of Simon Says. I’m Simon. Simon says shut up before I call the zoo keeper to take you back.
I like your approach, now lets see your departure.
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
Oh! I see. When they said brains, you thought they said trains, and you wanted a slow one.
You look prettier when your hair is covering your face or should I say less ugly.
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
Everyone deserves a happy ending, except you, I hate you.
I don’t hate you because you’re ugly. You’re ugly because I hate you.
Oh, I really enjoy your Frankenstein mask. Isn’t it a little too early for Halloween though? Oh wait, that’s your face!
You are so ugly even Ripleys could not believe it.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.