Sorry what? I don’t understand idiot language.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you? Person 2 : No Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
You actually sounded smarter when you didn’t say anything.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
You, sir, are an oxygen thief.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Allowing you to survive childbirth was medical malpractice.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
People say you shouldn’t wear makeup cause you’re beautiful in your own way. That ain’t referring to you cause you need the whole CoverGirl collection.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
Go back to your mom and ask her to teach you some manners.
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