Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla

Are your parents siblings?

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

Submitted by: indyroc

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

Submitted by: Renata

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:

Copyright © 2006-2016 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote