Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Are your parents siblings?
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.