Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
Are your parents siblings?
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.