Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.