Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
You got a wound on your face…owh sorry it’s your nose.
You are so ugly you make gorilla jealous.
60,000 sperms, and you won?
I dislike you with all my heart.
It’s not that I do like you I don’t! But that Halloween mask you wear is just gross! Oh wait!
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
Your mouth is bigger than your brain.
Like me or hate me, either way I still hate you.
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
I would rather jump off a plane than hear you say one more stupid thing.
When someone tells you something does it just go in one ear and out the other? That would explain all the “Huh?’s” I hear in class.
You look like your mom dropped you a lot when you were little… On your face.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
Pupil: Teacher I don’t think I deserve a zero in this test.
Teacher: Me too…but that’s the lowest score I could give you.
Pupil: Oh ok.
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
Dear so and so,
Remind me why we are friends again I don’t even like you.
Person 1: Your license please.
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Your face.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Don’t flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.
There’s no cure for stupid.
The ugly police just called and said they have an warrant out for your arrest.
You are as ugly as they get.
When you’re here people feel a lot more better about themselves.
You wanna cookie? Well too bad, they don’t want you.