Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
Are your parents siblings?
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.