Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!

Submitted by: margish

Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

Submitted by: Allie

It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.

Submitted by: Naqibullah Paiman

You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.

My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.

Submitted by: lo

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes

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Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

Submitted by: werty

Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.

Submitted by: Pseudonymous

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

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