Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9


Your mouth is bigger than your brain.

Submitted by: red

Like me or hate me, either way I still hate you.

Submitted by: Jadira

Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!

Submitted by: Person

Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.

Submitted by: gymgirl123

I would rather jump off a plane than hear you say one more stupid thing.
When someone tells you something does it just go in one ear and out the other? That would explain all the “Huh?’s” I hear in class.
You look like your mom dropped you a lot when you were little… On your face.

Submitted by: Madison

You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.

Submitted by: Addiena

Pupil: Teacher I don’t think I deserve a zero in this test.
Teacher: Me too…but that’s the lowest score I could give you.
Pupil: Oh ok.

Submitted by: *UNKNOWN*

What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.

Submitted by: allie

Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.

Submitted by: noah

Dear so and so,
Remind me why we are friends again I don’t even like you.

Submitted by: mira

Person 1: Your license please.
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Your face.

Submitted by: Richard

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Don’t flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.

Submitted by: Wit

There’s no cure for stupid.

Submitted by: honey badger :P

The ugly police just called and said they have an warrant out for your arrest.

Submitted by: LAMBO

You are as ugly as they get.

Submitted by: LAMBO

When you’re here people feel a lot more better about themselves.

Submitted by: Esen

You wanna cookie? Well too bad, they don’t want you.

Submitted by: Emily_Grace

Is it just me, or do you have two faces?

Submitted by: Ciara

If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.

Submitted by: Sosthy

You look so good, when the light’s out.

Submitted by: lanz

Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.

Submitted by: mir

Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.

Submitted by: sweet tnt

You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.

Submitted by: India

I’m not quiet. I just don’t like you.
Snob: My mom is so stupid!
Me: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I don’t think you can pronounce it.
Girl: Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Boy: No, how much?
Girl: Um…sorry, you don’t know what negative numbers are.
Boy: Am I annoying?
Girl: No
Boy: Am I stupid?
Girl: No
Boy: Am I ugly?
Girl: No
Boy: Yippee!
Girl: You’re not annoying, you drive me crazy, you’re not stupid, you’re retarded, you’re not ugly, you’re disgusting.
The best insults of all time are “Oh” and just silence.

Submitted by: livy of awesomeness :)

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