Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Are your parents siblings?

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

Submitted by: indyroc

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Copyright © 2006-2018 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote