Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.