Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention. Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!
Are your parents siblings?
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
The only reason Wiz Khalifa made the song black and yellow was because of your teeth.
I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.
(Credits to me please) Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up. Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful Girl:…… Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
You are proof that evolution can go backwards.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.
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