Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
– Sinclair Lewis
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
– Louis Nizer
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
Yes, we all sneeze, and that’s hard to avoid, but maybe it’s the time you work on making it sound less like an elephant trumpeting in agony.
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.