Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9


I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel

They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.

Submitted by: cherry13

Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.

Submitted by: Georgiane

At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.

Submitted by: tesla

I thought the wizard promised you a brain.

Submitted by: kunu K'z

Think you’re cool? look at my cat!

Submitted by: Madds

No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?

Submitted by: YourFacev2.

Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

Submitted by: noha nabil

People like you make me scared to have children.

Submitted by: Katelyn

When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!

Submitted by: LexieKaelie

Girl: I like your smile
Boy: Thanks
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!

Submitted by: INFER0X

Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob

Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus

(Credits to me please)
Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.

Submitted by: Stephy

Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.

Submitted by: Kaonhia Vang

Shhh, Can you hear how much nicer it sounds when you AREN’T talking??

Submitted by: Cera

It’s cute how stupid you are.
I know how you feel. I just don’t care.
It worries me how dumb you are.
Your anger makes me happy.
“I hate you.”
“That’s good. Hate is a passionate emotion.”
“I’ll give you passionate,” I muttered under my breath. “Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.”
“Your mom dropped you a lot when you were a baby didn’t she,” I said. “On your head apparently.” I said under my breath.
It’s cute how you think I’m listening.

Submitted by: MYA MOORE

If I throw a stick will you leave?
As fa as distance is concerned it is easier to go over you than around.
When God said let there be light he asked you to move out of the way.

Submitted by: zorz

I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.

Submitted by: HowsaboutIslapya

How’s that karma tasting? Not so good?

Submitted by: Morgan

You’re so fat, when you went swimming in the ocean China claimed you as an island.
You’re so fat, you chased a school bus yelling “come back with that twinky”.
You’re so fat when you weigh yourself it says to be continued.
You’re so ugly you don’t have to dress up on Halloween.

Submitted by: stacey

Insulting you would be making mere understatements.

Submitted by: mao

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous

Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?

Submitted by: GabbyandCaylz

Make someone happy, mind your own business.

Submitted by: rohan

Being that ugly is not as easy.

Submitted by: juncabz

When the cop stopped you and said roll down the window he thew a make- over ticket and said have a better looking day.

Submitted by: jazz 2 crazy

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g

Look at me, then look at you! now tell me honey….. Who is jealous of who?

Submitted by: Carolyn

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