Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.