Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Act your age not your shoe size.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.