Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9

12

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

20

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly
37

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess
29

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman
9

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo
10

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person
77

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
4

Insulting you would be making mere understatements.

Submitted by: mao
12

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon
62

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail
24

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
15

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever
13

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

6

Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.

Submitted by: noah
6

Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.

Submitted by: Gillbert
17

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD
7

You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.

Submitted by: Mama Eason
7

Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.

Submitted by: KC
13

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

13

Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein

9

Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax
11

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz
10

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa
26

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted
15

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb


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