Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Act your age not your shoe size.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
You are so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.