Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention. Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you!
Are your parents siblings?
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
When God was handing out brains, you thought he said “trains” and asked him for a slow one!
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
The only reason Wiz Khalifa made the song black and yellow was because of your teeth.
(Credits to me please) Keep talking behind my back and that’s where you’ll always be.
I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up. Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful Girl:…… Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
I’m fat. But you’re ugly. At least I can diet.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
You are proof that evolution can go backwards.
If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.
When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.
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