Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.