Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Act your age not your shoe size.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.