Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb