Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrow
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.
You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!
Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
If beauty is a crime…. Then arrest me… And You !! You’re FREE !!
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
I love it when your facial expression clearly shows how much you are jealous of me.
A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.
I like your approach, now lets see your departure.
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
You are so ugly you make gorilla jealous.
You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!
Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!
The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.