Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9

75

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!

Submitted by: N413z
12

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

13

I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence
14

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever
29

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman
75

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
20

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly
4

Insulting you would be making mere understatements.

Submitted by: mao
4

Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.

Submitted by: gymgirl123
4

Hating me won’t make you pretty.

Submitted by: blackheart
34

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

Submitted by: Diandra
62

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail
8

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person
3

You are such a good person… When you are asleep.

Submitted by: mike
3

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark
9

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo
13

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g
2

Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta
17

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD
14

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb

13

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

13

Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein

13

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

9

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx

17

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick

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