Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9

20

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman
2

You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.

Submitted by: Addiena
17

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D
75

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!

Submitted by: N413z
28

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle
71

I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

Submitted by: Ibrahim
12

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

20

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly
5

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.

Submitted by: cierra
5

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: niral
13

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g
30

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess
29

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
29

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman
9

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo
10

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose
77

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
4

Insulting you would be making mere understatements.

Submitted by: mao
12

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon
62

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail
23

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs
17

Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?

Submitted by: Everybodyhatesmeh
3

I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.

Submitted by: pusky.....SK
15

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever
13

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.


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