Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.