Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
- I’d rather strangle myself with my own underwear.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.