Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Act your age not your shoe size.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.