Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9

12

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

5

Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily
13

I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence
14

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever
29

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman
74

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
20

You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:

Submitted by: Kimberly
4

Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.

Submitted by: gymgirl123
4

Hating me won’t make you pretty.

Submitted by: blackheart
4

Insulting you would be making mere understatements.

Submitted by: mao
16

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.

Submitted by: Jingling Geordie
62

Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Submitted by: fail
8

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx

8

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person
3

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark
9

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo
13

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g
2

Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.

Submitted by: sweet tnt
17

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD
34

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

Submitted by: Diandra
14

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb

13

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

13

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

13

Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein

26

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted

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