Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
People like you make me scared to have children.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrow
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.