Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
People like you make me scared to have children.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
Act your age not your shoe size.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein