Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 9
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
If brains are considered money, you would be a charity case.
Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
Act your age not your shoe size.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.
Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.