Internet Quotes and Sayings
If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
- Abraham Lincoln
When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
Google must be a woman because it knows everything.
Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.
Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.
Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
God bless internet. <3
World is my university & Google is my library.
When in doubt, Google it.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
- Bill Maher
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen in history. It’s going to be over before a lot of us even know it started.
- Adolfo Suarez
The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings of culture, but with our own brains. This risks creating six billion separate encyclopedias, which would prevent any common understanding whatsoever.
- Umberto Eco
Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
- Santosh Kalwar
Difference between TV and the internet was how far you sat from the screen. TV was an 8 foot activity, and you were a consumer. The internet was a 16 inch activity, and you participated. I think the sitting down thing is similar. You’re not going to buy an armoir while standing on the subway.
- Seth Godin
The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.
- Larry Moniz
Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It’s an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles.
- Paul A. Samuelson
The internet means that you don’t have to convince anyone else that something is a good idea before trying it.
- Scott Bradner
The internet are the ultimate enemy of unconditional commitment.
- Hubert L. Dreyfus
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
A Wikipedia article is a process, not a product.
- Clay Shirky
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
The internet is 95 percent porn and spam.
- Margaret Atwood
The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.
- Charlton Heston
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
- Eric Schmidt
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
~ Benjamin Franklin