Internet Quotes and Sayings

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The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow
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If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Submitted by: salman sheikh
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Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

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The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
- Abraham Lincoln

Internet Quote: The trouble with quotes on the internet...

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When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!

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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

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Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

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Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.

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Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.

Submitted by: Anuj
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That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

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Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
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The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.

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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.

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If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

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Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
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Submitted by: The Awesome 1
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Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel
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Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
Internet Quote: Google: I have everything. !! Facebook: I...

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Submitted by: hearty diamond
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God bless internet. <3
Internet Quote: God bless internet.

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Submitted by: baby sam
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World is my university & Google is my library.

Submitted by: Rajesh Joe
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When in doubt, Google it.
Internet Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac
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Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb
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“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
- Bill Maher

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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.


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