Internet Quotes and Sayings
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
- Abraham Lincoln
When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
Google must be a woman because it knows everything.
Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.
Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.
Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
God bless internet. <3
World is my university & Google is my library.
When in doubt, Google it.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
- Bill Maher
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.