Internet Quotes and Sayings


I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.


Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.


Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.


I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.


If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.


That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
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The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow

When in doubt, Google it.
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Submitted by: anitac

If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Submitted by: salman sheikh

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.


The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
Abraham Lincoln

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When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!

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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)


Google must be a woman because it knows everything.


Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.


Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.

Submitted by: Anuj

That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.


Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.


In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.


If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.


Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
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Submitted by: The Awesome 1

Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel

Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
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