Internet Quotes and Sayings
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
- Bill Maher
When in doubt, Google it.
That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
God bless internet. <3
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!
Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
~ Frank James
Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
~John Allen Paulos
World is my university & Google is my library.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings of culture, but with our own brains. This risks creating six billion separate encyclopedias, which would prevent any common understanding whatsoever.
- Umberto Eco