Internet Quotes and Sayings

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Bill Maher

If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

When in doubt, Google it.

Submitted by: anitac

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Submitted by: salman sheikh

Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!

Submitted by: hearty diamond

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
Abraham Lincoln

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb

The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

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