Internet Quotes and Sayings
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
– Bill Maher
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
When in doubt, Google it.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.
Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
– Abraham Lincoln
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
God bless internet. <3
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.