Internet Quotes and Sayings

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Bill Maher

If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.

When in doubt, Google it.

Submitted by: anitac

That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.

Submitted by: salman sheikh

Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!

Submitted by: hearty diamond

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine.
Abraham Lincoln

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