That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got? – Bill Maher
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
When in doubt, Google it.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet. – Santosh Kalwar
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine. – Abraham Lincoln
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
If Microsoft buys Facebook. Than the first notification we will get will be: “You have to install driver to add friends”.
Google: I have everything. !! Facebook: I know everyone. ! Tweeter: I know what you guys think!! Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
Social media has colonized what was once a sacred space occupied by emptiness: the space reserved for thought and creativity. – Mahershala Ali
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.
The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.
Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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