Internet Quotes and Sayings

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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Bill Maher

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God bless internet. <3
Internet Quote: God bless internet.

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Submitted by: baby sam
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Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
Internet Quote: Google: I have everything. !! Facebook: I...

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Submitted by: hearty diamond
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Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

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Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.

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That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
Internet Quote: That awkward moment when your internet goes...

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Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs

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Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
Internet Quote: Facebook is the only thing kids get...

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Submitted by: The Awesome 1
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Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
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YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
Internet Quote: YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The...

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When in doubt, Google it.
Internet Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac
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The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
~John Allen Paulos

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Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
– Paul McGirl

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Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.

Submitted by: Anuj
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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
– Neil Gaiman

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World is my university & Google is my library.

Submitted by: Rajesh Joe
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The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
~ Frank James

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Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
~Paul Carvel

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“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

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The Internet isn’t free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.
~Brad Shapcott

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The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.
– Larry Moniz

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A Wikipedia article is a process, not a product.
– Clay Shirky

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Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It’s an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles.
– Paul A. Samuelson

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The internet means that you don’t have to convince anyone else that something is a good idea before trying it.
– Scott Bradner

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The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.
– Charlton Heston

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Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
John Green

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The internet is 95 percent porn and spam.
– Margaret Atwood

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The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.
– Eric Schmidt

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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

Internet Quote: I don’t have insomnia, I have internet...

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