Internet Quotes and Sayings
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
- Bill Maher
God bless internet. <3
Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
Google must be a woman because it knows everything.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.
That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
Any idiot can put up a website.
- Patricia Briggs
Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
~John Allen Paulos
Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.
World is my university & Google is my library.
The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
~ Frank James
Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
When in doubt, Google it.
A Wikipedia article is a process, not a product.
- Clay Shirky
Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It’s an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles.
- Paul A. Samuelson
Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
- Paul McGirl
The internet means that you don’t have to convince anyone else that something is a good idea before trying it.
- Scott Bradner
The Internet is for lonely people. People should live.
- Charlton Heston
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
- John Green
The internet is 95 percent porn and spam.
- Margaret Atwood
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
- Neil Gaiman