Internet Quotes and Sayings

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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Bill Maher

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I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

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God bless internet. <3
Internet Quote: God bless internet.

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Submitted by: baby sam
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I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

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Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
Internet Quote: Google: I have everything. !! Facebook: I...

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Submitted by: hearty diamond
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That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
Internet Quote: That awkward moment when your internet goes...

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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

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Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

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If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.

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Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.

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Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs

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Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

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Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
Internet Quote: Facebook is the only thing kids get...

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Submitted by: The Awesome 1
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Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
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YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
Internet Quote: YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The...

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When in doubt, Google it.
Internet Quote: When in doubt, Google it.

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Submitted by: anitac
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I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)

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The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
~ Frank James

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Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
~Paul Carvel

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The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
~John Allen Paulos

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Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
– Paul McGirl

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Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.

Submitted by: Anuj
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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
– Neil Gaiman

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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

Internet Quote: I don’t have insomnia, I have internet...

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Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.


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