Internet Quotes and Sayings
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
– Bill Maher
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
God bless internet. <3
Google must be a woman because it knows everything.
That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.
Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs
Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
~ Frank James
Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
~John Allen Paulos
Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
– Paul McGirl
Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
– Neil Gaiman
The internet are the ultimate enemy of unconditional commitment.
– Hubert L. Dreyfus
Difference between TV and the internet was how far you sat from the screen. TV was an 8 foot activity, and you were a consumer. The internet was a 16 inch activity, and you participated. I think the sitting down thing is similar. You’re not going to buy an armoir while standing on the subway.
– Seth Godin
The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen in history. It’s going to be over before a lot of us even know it started.
– Adolfo Suarez
The Internet isn’t free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.
The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.
– Larry Moniz