Internet Quotes and Sayings
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
– Bill Maher
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
God bless internet. <3
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!
That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Google must be a woman because it knows everything.
If my room is clean, it means that my internet is not working.
Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.
Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
When in doubt, Google it.
I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep. :)
The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
~ Frank James
Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
~John Allen Paulos
Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
– Paul McGirl
Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers, a librarian can bring you back the right one.
– Neil Gaiman
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.