Internet Quotes and Sayings

God bless internet. <3

Submitted by: baby sam

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
Benjamin Franklin

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar

Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel

If the great internet connects us all … then why are so many of us becoming increasingly isolated?
Stephen Richards

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs


Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
John Green

Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
Douglas Adams

When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!

Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.

Submitted by: Anuj

There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
-Guy Almes

The Internet is full. Go away.

Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
-Paul Carvel

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