Internet Quotes and Sayings
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
God bless internet. <3
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.
Google must be a woman because it knows everything.
Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
– Benjamin Franklin
Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.
If the great internet connects us all … then why are so many of us becoming increasingly isolated?
– Stephen Richards
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
– Santosh Kalwar
Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs