Internet Quotes and Sayings

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.

God bless internet. <3

Submitted by: baby sam

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
Benjamin Franklin

Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar

Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs

Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

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