Internet Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.
Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.
Google must be a woman because it knows everything.
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
~ Benjamin Franklin
Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.
Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
– Santosh Kalwar
Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!
Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
– Douglas Adams
When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!
The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
~ Frank James
Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
~John Allen Paulos
Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
– Paul McGirl
Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
– John Green