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The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.

Submitted by: Mike De'Mellow

That frustrating moment when you can’t remember your password.

Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
~ Benjamin Franklin

Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel

Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.
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Submitted by: The Awesome 1

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar

Any idiot can put up a website.
– Patricia Briggs

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

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Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

Don’t believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
Douglas Adams

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When internet stops working for 5 seconds so does my heart!

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The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It’s a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.
~ Frank James

Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
~Paul Carvel

The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.
~John Allen Paulos

Technology is cold, find a real hand to hold.
– Paul McGirl

Neither listening nor speaking the truth openly take the people aback so much these days as it used to do a few years back, thanks to the internet age that has bridged knowledge gap.

Submitted by: Anuj

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
John Green

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