Internet Quotes and Sayings
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.
Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works.
Old Saying… Think before you speak. New saying… Google, before you post.
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
– Benjamin Franklin
Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
– Santosh Kalwar
Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.