Internet Quotes and Sayings

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb

“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Bill Maher

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

The Internet revolution is going to be like all the other revolutions we have seen in history. It’s going to be over before a lot of us even know it started.
– Adolfo Suarez

The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings of culture, but with our own brains. This risks creating six billion separate encyclopedias, which would prevent any common understanding whatsoever.
– Umberto Eco

Valentine’s day without your love is like a year without the Internet.
Santosh Kalwar

Difference between TV and the internet was how far you sat from the screen. TV was an 8 foot activity, and you were a consumer. The internet was a 16 inch activity, and you participated. I think the sitting down thing is similar. You’re not going to buy an armoir while standing on the subway.
– Seth Godin

The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.
– Larry Moniz

Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It’s an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles.
– Paul A. Samuelson

The internet means that you don’t have to convince anyone else that something is a good idea before trying it.
– Scott Bradner

The internet are the ultimate enemy of unconditional commitment.
– Hubert L. Dreyfus

YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, are merging. The new program will be called YouTwitFace.

A Wikipedia article is a process, not a product.
– Clay Shirky

There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.
-Guy Almes

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