Internet Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

Virtual fate
We no longer need physically be
Among friends or loved ones for a cup of tea;
Nor at the market place for a shopping spree,
Nor yet at a clinic for an ECG!
All human interactions, sex included,
Can now on nets and webs be concluded.
Thus I am afraid, for most people await
A virtual life and a virtual fate!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

The awkward moment when Wikipedia has copied your homework.

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

If your password is your name, you deserve to be hacked.

Facebook is the only thing kids get on now.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

Girls use Facebook. Because they want to know if their ex boyfriends can get a girl better than themselves or not.

Submitted by: swapnil d smarty patel

Google: I have everything. !!
Facebook: I know everyone. !
Tweeter: I know what you guys think!!
Internet: Gosh!!!w/out me. !!you guys are nothing!!!

Submitted by: hearty diamond

God bless internet. <3

Submitted by: baby sam

World is my university & Google is my library.

Submitted by: Rajesh Joe

Some times when I am alone, I Google myself.

Submitted by: Haseeb
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