Laughter Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
- Mary H. Waldrip
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
- Mort Walker
Laughter is an instant vacation.
- Milton Berle
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
- Elsa Maxwell
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
- Anthony Burgess
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
- Jean Houston
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
- Karl Barth
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
- Oscar Wilde
Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
- Hugh Sidey
Laughter is the most healthful exertion.
- Christoph Wilhelm Hufeland
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
- Jay Leno
To provoke laughter without joining in it greatly heightens the effect.
- Honoré de Balzac
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
- Niels Bohr
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
- Bob Newhart
When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.
- Alan Alda
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
- Michael Pritchard
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
- Charlie Chaplin
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
- George Bernard Shaw
Nobody ever died of laughter.
- Max Beerbohm
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
- Bill Nye
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
- Woody Allen
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
- Kurt Vonnegut
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
- Irish Proverb