Laughter Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.
– Alan Alda
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
– Michael Pritchard
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
– Charlie Chaplin
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
– George Bernard Shaw
Nobody ever died of laughter.
– Max Beerbohm
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
– Bill Nye
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
– Woody Allen
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
– Kurt Vonnegut
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
– Irish Proverb
Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh.
– Henry Ward Beecher
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
– Mark Twain
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
– Victor Borge
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
My body needs laughter as much as it needs tears. Both are cleansers of stress.
– Mahogany SilverRain
Laughter scares off lust.
– Mason Cooley
The laughter of girls is and ever was among the delightful sounds on the earth.
Laugh now, cry later.
– Erma Bombeck
Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better right now.”
– Veronica Roth
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
I love the way you make me laugh even when nothing’s funny.
A laugh is a terrible weapon.
– Kate O’Brien