Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
Whoever tells the best story wins.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
A lawyer must be a great author.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham
Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather