Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

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Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.

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Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
Robert Louis Stevenson

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Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
– Horace

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost

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I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.

Submitted by: ddr
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How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?

Submitted by: Frank Conley
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A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather

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Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Will Rogers

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
Charles Dickens

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A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb

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Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.

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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb

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A lawyer is the doctor of soul, he is the only person who may relax your soul. So respect the lawyers if you respect your soul.

Advocate: Bashir Buledi.

Submitted by: bashir_buledi85@yahoo.com
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Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!

Submitted by: Andy
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A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.

Submitted by: Gustav
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2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: raghav
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A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

Submitted by: Ee Teck Ee
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A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.

Submitted by: tarun singhal
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What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.

Submitted by: adk
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Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.

Submitted by: pravin kumar
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Lawyers are professional lairs.

Submitted by: ViVi
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

Submitted by: nick
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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie
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You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Submitted by: Steve

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