Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
He is not a lawyer who can’t take two sides.
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
Good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
A lawyer without books is like a workman without tools.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively cleaner fingernails.
America is the paradise of lawyers.
A Lawyer can do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Hundred men with thier guns can steal as much as a lawyer with his briefcase can.
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
Divorce is one of the game that lawyers play.
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
Whoever tells the best story wins.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
A good lawyer is a great liar.
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
You don’t get justice in court, only laws.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. and the True story
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
“The Law is not just about punishment, but about living in society!”
I actually was quoted as saying this back in 1994 in the Las Vegas Review Journal newspaper when I was a teen and defending a juvenile in Trial By Peers portion of the Juvenile Court their…and to this day….I still believe in what I said.
Even now at 32 years old….I am amazed at the fact that i had that opinion and foresight at such a young age.
Of course the quote can be looked up under the name Mack J Miller II of Valley High School.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
A lawyer must be a great author.
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
Sorrow is a busload of Lawers going off a cliff with one empty seat.
Lawyers, the great liar.
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
Lawyers are professional lairs.
Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
A Lawyer’s reality; Lady Justice is blind, and judge is deaf.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.