Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Whoever tells the best story wins.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
- Charles Dickens
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
- Charles Lamb
A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
- John Lothrop Motley
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
- Henry Peter Brougham
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
- Patrick Murray
America is the paradise of lawyers.
- Justice David J. Brewer
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
- French Proverb
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
- Benjamin Franklin
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
- Jerome Klapka Jerome