Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

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I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.

Submitted by: ddr
5

How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?

Submitted by: Frank Conley
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Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.

Lawyer Quote: Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers...

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A lawyer is the doctor of soul, he is the only person who may relax your soul. So respect the lawyers if you respect your soul.

Advocate: Bashir Buledi.

Submitted by: bashir_buledi85@yahoo.com
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Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!

Submitted by: Andy
2

2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: soni panki
10

A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.

Submitted by: Gustav
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2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: raghav
9

My ex husband he is a fantastic liar. That’s the reason he’s studying to be a lawyer…

Submitted by: Stevie
9

A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

Submitted by: Ee Teck Ee
3

A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.

Submitted by: tarun singhal
1

What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.

Submitted by: adk
7

Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.

Submitted by: pravin kumar
14

Lawyers are professional lairs.

Submitted by: ViVi
13

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

Submitted by: nick
7

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie
9

You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Submitted by: Steve
14

Lawyers, the great liar.

Submitted by: arpu
13

Sorrow is a busload of Lawers going off a cliff with one empty seat.

Submitted by: Dale_M
4

If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

Submitted by: allie
6

A lawyer must be a great author.

Submitted by: someone
11

Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul
9

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Submitted by: KAMAL
2

This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)

Submitted by: nana
42

“The Law is not just about punishment, but about living in society!”
I actually was quoted as saying this back in 1994 in the Las Vegas Review Journal newspaper when I was a teen and defending a juvenile in Trial By Peers portion of the Juvenile Court their…and to this day…I still believe in what I said.
Even now at 32 years old…I am amazed at the fact that I had that opinion and foresight at such a young age.
Of course the quote can be looked up under the name Mack J Miller II of Valley High School.

Submitted by: M Joseph Miller II

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