Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

The good lawyer is the great salesman.

He is not a lawyer who can’t take two sides.

A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.

Good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A lawyer without books is like a workman without tools.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively cleaner fingernails.

America is the paradise of lawyers.

A Lawyer can do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

Hundred men with thier guns can steal as much as a lawyer with his briefcase can.

Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.

Divorce is one of the game that lawyers play.

Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.

Whoever tells the best story wins.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.

If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.

A good lawyer is a great liar.

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.


12 Comments to “Lawyer Quotes and Sayings”

  • 1. Attacus wrote on 6 January, 2009, 8:15
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    99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

  • 2. Kurisushyne wrote on 11 January, 2009, 1:14
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    Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

  • 3. yakuzahacker wrote on 6 March, 2009, 13:10
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    “You don’t get justice in court, only laws.”

  • 4. Hlalanathi wrote on 18 March, 2009, 2:27
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    The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. and the True story

  • 5. scantoprint wrote on 7 April, 2009, 22:54
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    A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

  • 6. M Joseph Miller II wrote on 20 April, 2009, 13:16
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    “The Law is not just about punishment, but about living in society!”

    I actually was quoted as saying this back in 1994 in the Las Vegas Review Journal newspaper when I was a teen and defending a juvenile in Trial By Peers portion of the Juvenile Court their…and to this day….I still believe in what I said.

    Even now at 32 years old….I am amazed at the fact that i had that opinion and foresight at such a young age.

    Of course the quote can be looked up under the name Mack J Miller II of Valley High School.

  • 7. KAMAL wrote on 10 May, 2009, 10:28
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    It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

  • 8. Paul wrote on 21 May, 2009, 2:40
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    Lawyers. The legal thieves.

  • 9. someone wrote on 3 June, 2009, 20:58
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    A lawyer must be a great author.

  • 10. allie wrote on 21 June, 2009, 3:23
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    If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

  • 11. Dale_M wrote on 2 July, 2009, 9:34
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    Sorrow is a busload of Lawers going off a cliff with one empty seat.

  • 12. arpu wrote on 1 October, 2009, 15:24
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    Lawyers, the great liar.

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