Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray