Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Whoever tells the best story wins.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
A lawyer must be a great author.
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham
Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.