Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

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A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

Submitted by: scantoprint

The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

Submitted by: Hlalanathi

Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul

2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: raghav

Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne

If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

Submitted by: allie

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Submitted by: KAMAL

Whoever tells the best story wins.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Submitted by: Attacus

A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

Submitted by: Ee Teck Ee

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
Charles Dickens

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb

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Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.

Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.

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Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

A lawyer must be a great author.

Submitted by: someone

A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham

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