Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

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A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

Submitted by: scantoprint
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The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

Submitted by: Hlalanathi
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Whoever tells the best story wins.

2

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

Submitted by: allie
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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie
1

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
- Charles Dickens

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Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul
7

2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: raghav
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He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
- Charles Lamb

1

A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
- John Lothrop Motley

1

A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
- Henry Peter Brougham

1

Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.

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A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
- Patrick Murray

1

America is the paradise of lawyers.
- Justice David J. Brewer

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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

1

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
- French Proverb

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If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.

1

A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
- Benjamin Franklin

1

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
- Jerome Klapka Jerome


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