Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
Whoever tells the best story wins.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.