Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Whoever tells the best story wins.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
A lawyer must be a great author.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name