Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
– Robert Louis Stevenson
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
– Robert Frost
I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.
How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray
Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb
A lawyer is the doctor of soul, he is the only person who may relax your soul. So respect the lawyers if you respect your soul.
Advocate: Bashir Buledi.
Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!
A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.
Lawyers are professional lairs.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.