If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
Only lawyers have the ability to lie even when they know the whole truth.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer. – Will Rogers
Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. – Mario Puzo, The Godfather
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
2 +2 = 4 book says that 2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that 2 +2 = 4 everyone says that 2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen 2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
Whoever tells the best story wins.
A lawyer must be a great author.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. – Horace
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. – French Proverb
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