Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
Whoever tells the best story wins.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
– Benjamin Franklin
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno
A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
– Thomas Jefferson
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb
America is the paradise of lawyers.
– Justice David J. Brewer
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
– Clarence Darrow
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers