Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

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A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

Submitted by: scantoprint
2

Whoever tells the best story wins.

1

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray

1

If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.

1

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
Charles Dickens

6

The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

Submitted by: Hlalanathi
1

America is the paradise of lawyers.
– Justice David J. Brewer

1

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

1

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb

1

A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
Benjamin Franklin

1

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome

1

The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno

1

A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
Thomas Jefferson

1

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

1

Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
– Clarence Darrow

1

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb

1

A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham

1

Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.

4

If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

Submitted by: allie
3

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

2

No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer

2

A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley

2

A good lawyer is a great liar.

2

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather

2

Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken


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