Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
Whoever tells the best story wins.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb
America is the paradise of lawyers.
– Justice David J. Brewer
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
– Benjamin Franklin
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno
A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
– Thomas Jefferson
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
– Clarence Darrow
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
– Robert Frost
A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley
A good lawyer is a great liar.
No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer