Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
– Patrick Murray
Whoever tells the best story wins.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
– French Proverb
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
– Charles Dickens
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
– Benjamin Franklin
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno
A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
– Thomas Jefferson
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
– Charles Lamb
America is the paradise of lawyers.
– Justice David J. Brewer
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
– Clarence Darrow
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)