A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
22. Steviewrote on 3 October, 2010
Vote: 4 5
My ex husband he is a fantastic liar. That’s the reason he’s studying to be a lawyer…
23. raghavwrote on 29 December, 2010
Vote: 26 4
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
24. Gustavwrote on 28 January, 2011
Vote: 5 6
A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.
25. Edmundwrote on 18 January, 2012
Vote: 0 0
A Good Lawyer – one who can find 100 reasons to condemn a street pole.
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
My ex husband he is a fantastic liar. That’s the reason he’s studying to be a lawyer…
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.
A Good Lawyer – one who can find 100 reasons to condemn a street pole.