Lawyer Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
A lawyer must be a great author.
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
– Benjamin Franklin
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
A good lawyer is a great liar.
No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno
A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
– Thomas Jefferson
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
– Clarence Darrow
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
– Henry Peter Brougham
Whoever tells the best story wins.