Lawyer Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
You don’t get justice in court, only laws.
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
- Will Rogers
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
- Charles Dickens
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
- Charles Lamb
A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
- John Lothrop Motley
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
- Henry Peter Brougham
Whoever tells the best story wins.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
- Patrick Murray
America is the paradise of lawyers.
- Justice David J. Brewer
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
- French Proverb
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
- Benjamin Franklin
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
A good lawyer is a great liar.
No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
- John Mortimer
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
- Jerome Klapka Jerome
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
- Mario Puzo, The Godfather
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
- Janet Reno