Lawyer Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Sorrow is a busload of Lawers going off a cliff with one empty seat.
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
A lawyer must be a great author.
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
“The Law is not just about punishment, but about living in society!”
I actually was quoted as saying this back in 1994 in the Las Vegas Review Journal newspaper when I was a teen and defending a juvenile in Trial By Peers portion of the Juvenile Court their…and to this day…I still believe in what I said.
Even now at 32 years old…I am amazed at the fact that I had that opinion and foresight at such a young age.
Of course the quote can be looked up under the name Mack J Miller II of Valley High School.
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
You don’t get justice in court, only laws.
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
- French Proverb
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
- Benjamin Franklin
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
A good lawyer is a great liar.
No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
- John Mortimer
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
- Jerome Klapka Jerome
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
- Mario Puzo, The Godfather
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
- Janet Reno