A good lawyer is a great liar.
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. -Erik Pepke
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. – Patrick Murray
I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. – Charles Dickens
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. – Charles Lamb
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself. – Henry Peter Brougham
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice. – Franklin P. Jones
A good lawyer is a bad Christian. – John Lothrop Motley
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. – Robert Louis Stevenson
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers. – Henry Louis Mencken
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
If you are absolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already – Abraham Lincoln
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