Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.