Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!

Submitted by: Andy

A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.

Submitted by: Gustav

2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: raghav

A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

Submitted by: Ee Teck Ee

A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.

Submitted by: tarun singhal

What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.

Submitted by: adk

Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.

Submitted by: pravin kumar

Lawyers are professional lairs.

Submitted by: ViVi

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

Submitted by: nick

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie

You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Submitted by: Steve

If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

Submitted by: allie

A lawyer must be a great author.

Submitted by: someone

Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Submitted by: KAMAL

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