Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.
Lawyers are professional lairs.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
A lawyer must be a great author.
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer
A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley