Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.

Submitted by: tarun singhal

What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.

Submitted by: adk

Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.

Submitted by: pravin kumar

Lawyers are professional lairs.

Submitted by: ViVi

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

Submitted by: nick

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie

You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Submitted by: Steve

If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

Submitted by: allie

A lawyer must be a great author.

Submitted by: someone

Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul
Advertisements

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Submitted by: KAMAL

This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)

Submitted by: nana

A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

Submitted by: scantoprint

The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

Submitted by: Hlalanathi

Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Submitted by: Attacus

The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.

Advertisements

Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken

Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer

A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
– John Lothrop Motley

Copyright © 2006-2017 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote