Lawyer Quotes and Sayings - Page 2


What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie

2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: raghav

Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul

No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer


It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Submitted by: KAMAL

Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
~Erik Pepke


A good lawyer is a great liar.


Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
– Horace

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A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.

Submitted by: tarun singhal

Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.


A lawyer must be a great author.

Submitted by: someone

What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.

Submitted by: adk

Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.

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A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

Submitted by: Ee Teck Ee

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
Robert Louis Stevenson

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost

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Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.

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How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?

Submitted by: Frank Conley

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Submitted by: Attacus

You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Submitted by: Steve

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

Submitted by: nick

Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!

Submitted by: Andy

I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.

Submitted by: ddr

Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.

Submitted by: pravin kumar

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