Lawyer Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
- Henry Louis Mencken

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Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
- Will Rogers

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What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie
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This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)

Submitted by: nana
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Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul
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2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: raghav
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What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.

Submitted by: adk
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It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Submitted by: KAMAL
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Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
- Jeremy Bentham

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Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
~Erik Pepke

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Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.

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Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne
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A lawyer must be a great author.

Submitted by: someone
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A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.

Submitted by: Ee Teck Ee
3

A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.

Submitted by: tarun singhal
24

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Submitted by: Attacus
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How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?

Submitted by: Frank Conley
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

Submitted by: nick
1

I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.

Submitted by: ddr
20

You don’t get justice in court, only laws.

Submitted by: yakuzahacker
9

You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Submitted by: Steve
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Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!

Submitted by: Andy
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2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?

Submitted by: soni panki
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A Lawyer starts to lie when he starts talking.

Submitted by: Gustav
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Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.

Submitted by: pravin kumar

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