Lawyer Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
– Henry Louis Mencken
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
A lawyer must be a great author.
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?
Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
– Robert Louis Stevenson
I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!
Lawyers are professional lairs.