Lawyer Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
– Jeremy Bentham
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
A lawyer must be a great author.
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?
You don’t get justice in court, only laws.
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!
Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.
Lawyers are professional lairs.
Sorrow is a busload of Lawers going off a cliff with one empty seat.