Lawyer Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer
2 +2 = 4 book says that
2 +2 = 4 teacher teaches that
2 +2 = 4 everyone says that
2 +2 = 5 Politician makes this happen
2 +2 =? Lawyer always asks, what do you want this to be?
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
A good lawyer is a great liar.
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
A lawyer must be a great author.
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
– Robert Louis Stevenson
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
– Robert Frost
Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge.
I’d rather meet my lawyer than see st. Peter.
How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!
Condition of justice now a days is that criminals knows their right better than theirs wrongs.