Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather

The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome

Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
Clarence Darrow

No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Will Rogers

How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?

Submitted by: Frank Conley

Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
Horace

A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.

Submitted by: tarun singhal

Lawyer – One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
Ambrose Bierce

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

Submitted by: nick

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost

What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.

Submitted by: adk

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