Lawyer Quotes and Sayings
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
– Mario Puzo, The Godfather
The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
– Clarence Darrow
No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
– Will Rogers
How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?
Lawyers are always more ready to get a man into troubles than out of them.
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer.
– Robert Louis Stevenson
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
Lawyer – One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
– Ambrose Bierce
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
– Robert Frost
What have lawyers and rhinos got in common, both are thick skinned and charge whatever the hell they like.