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A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
– Thomas Jefferson

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A lawyer is the doctor of soul, he is the only person who may relax your soul. So respect the lawyers if you respect your soul.

Advocate: Bashir Buledi.

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A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
– Benjamin Franklin

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Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
– Clarence Darrow

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You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

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Lawyer – One skilled in the circumvention of the law.
– Ambrose Bierce

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
– Robert Frost

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The good lawyer is the great salesman.
– Janet Reno

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Only lawyers can write on 500 pages and call it a summary.

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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
– Jerome Klapka Jerome

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America is the paradise of lawyers.
– Justice David J. Brewer

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We must begin to train lawyers the minute they walk into law school to tell the truth. They must immediately begin to learn the business of representing people. They must be assigned cases the first day.
– Gerry Spence

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How can you tell me I’m wrong when you don’t even know who my attorney is?

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No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
– John Mortimer

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When a lawyer is said to seldom lose a case, there must be something wrong with the legal system, for 50% of cases must be lost and 50% won.
– Boghos L. Artinian

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The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
– Henry David Thoreau

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Hey, without lawyers, there would be no justice. So, respect them, because you’re going to need one sometime!

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As a public interest lawyer, your fund of injustice will never be empty.
– Ralph Nader

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Good law schools teach you to think like lawyers. But top law schools teach young people to think; just to think. And that makes a potentially great lawyer.
– Norm Sherman

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

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