Lawyer Quotes and Sayings

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.

Submitted by: nick

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…

Submitted by: angie

You can always tell if it really cold… Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

Submitted by: Steve

If you argue right, you’re never wrong.

Submitted by: allie

A lawyer must be a great author.

Submitted by: someone
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Lawyers. The legal thieves.

Submitted by: Paul

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

Submitted by: KAMAL

This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)

Submitted by: nana

A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.

Submitted by: scantoprint

The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story

Submitted by: Hlalanathi

Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

Submitted by: Kurisushyne
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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name

Submitted by: Attacus

Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.

A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
Thomas Jefferson

Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
Clarence Darrow

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