# Math Quotes, Sayings about Mathematics

Rule of Maths : If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

How I wish math had no alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?

Student: A Fight.

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

A subject invented by many and learned by one. How fair is that.

Dear math,

I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.

There’s a famous saying: “If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn’t work for 14 minutes every day.”

I did the calculation, and it’s actually 14 minutes and 24 seconds. Which can only mean that, for the person who wrote that saying, 97.2 percent was good enough.

Think outside the cube.

Math is all that matters!

Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.

Going up is twice as far as halfway coming down.

Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this:

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?

Answer:

Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.

M- mental

A- abuse

T- to

H- humans

Math can be related to our lives. It teach us to always be careful with the signs.

Math is a king of all sciences and all mathematicians are the kings of all scientists.

It doesn’t matter if you hate it or not, but you use it everyday.

Without science everything would be nothing.

Mathematics is our basic education; that is our life.

Math is just simply following rules. The simple and complicated one. Just obey every details of it.

Maths: ?????? can’t find your x. She’s probably with another guy now.

Everything in this world is mathematics.

Without mathematics all subjects are handicapped.

Math is a science of reasoning.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

Mathematics is the heart of all the subjects.

Simply multiply both sides by zero and you get LHS = RHS keep it simple silly !!