# Math Quotes, Sayings about Mathematics

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!

Math is like a puzzle, at first you will not understand and appreciate. But as you indulge yourself into it, you will be able to see its beauty and wonders… And you will realize that everything about it is true and exact – for as long as you have a logical and critical mind!

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

Mathematics may not teach us how to inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or how to love a friend and forgive an enemy. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.

Math is like a problem in our life

think it!before you solve it!

The things around us is math..

we are using numbers.

luv it!!!!

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?

Student: A Fight.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.

MAth Is Like A lOve THat So COMpLICAted.

MAth iS lIKE A REalITY tHAT sO MANy PrOBlEmS tO sOLve.

A mathematician buries evident paradoxes into naming conventions such as ‘arbitrary’.

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

– Albert Einstein

M- mental

A- abuse

T- to

H- humans

Math is a king of all sciences and all mathematicians are the kings of all scientists.

Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this:

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?

Answer:

Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.

Math is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.

– Edward Kasner