Math Quotes, Sayings about Mathematics

Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??

That one feeling you get when you understand something in math.

Rule of Maths : If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

Math Quote: Rule of Maths : If it seems...

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I’m still waiting for that day…

Math Quote: I’m still waiting for that day…

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How I wish math had no alphabet in it.

Submitted by: chamupe

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

A subject invented by many and learned by one. How fair is that.

Submitted by: Samson Bernard

Dear math,
I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.

Submitted by: Sarah

There’s a famous saying: “If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn’t work for 14 minutes every day.”
I did the calculation, and it’s actually 14 minutes and 24 seconds. Which can only mean that, for the person who wrote that saying, 97.2 percent was good enough.

Submitted by: John Alejandro King

Think outside the cube.

Submitted by: gkm

Math is all that matters!

Submitted by: Mr. Write

Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.

Submitted by: Madison Sullivan

Going up is twice as far as halfway coming down.

Submitted by: Tim Heller

Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this:
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Answer:
Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.

Submitted by: sweetpea

M- mental
A- abuse
T- to
H- humans

Submitted by: Jerk

Math can be related to our lives. It teach us to always be careful with the signs.

Submitted by: mhae.khanus

Math is a king of all sciences and all mathematicians are the kings of all scientists.

Submitted by: lordrick

It doesn’t matter if you hate it or not, but you use it everyday.

Submitted by: Kelvin

Without science everything would be nothing.

Submitted by: Kelvin

Mathematics is our basic education; that is our life.

Submitted by: kuku

Math is just simply following rules. The simple and complicated one. Just obey every details of it.

Submitted by: Erniel S. Boyose

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