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Rule of Maths : If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

Math Quote: Rule of Maths : If it seems...

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I’m still waiting for that day…

Math Quote: I’m still waiting for that day…

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How I wish math had no alphabet in it.

Submitted by: chamupe
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I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

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Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

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That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

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Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

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A subject invented by many and learned by one. How fair is that.

Submitted by: Samson Bernard
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Dear math,
I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.

Submitted by: Sarah
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There’s a famous saying: “If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn’t work for 14 minutes every day.”
I did the calculation, and it’s actually 14 minutes and 24 seconds. Which can only mean that, for the person who wrote that saying, 97.2 percent was good enough.

Submitted by: John Alejandro King
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Think outside the cube.

Submitted by: gkm
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Math is all that matters!

Submitted by: Mr. Write
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Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.

Submitted by: Madison Sullivan
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Going up is twice as far as halfway coming down.

Submitted by: Tim Heller
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Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this:
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Answer:
Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.

Submitted by: sweetpea
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M- mental
A- abuse
T- to
H- humans

Submitted by: Jerk
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Math can be related to our lives. It teach us to always be careful with the signs.

Submitted by: mhae.khanus
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Math is a king of all sciences and all mathematicians are the kings of all scientists.

Submitted by: lordrick
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It doesn’t matter if you hate it or not, but you use it everyday.

Submitted by: Kelvin
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Without science everything would be nothing.

Submitted by: Kelvin
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Mathematics is our basic education; that is our life.

Submitted by: kuku
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Math is just simply following rules. The simple and complicated one. Just obey every details of it.

Submitted by: Erniel S. Boyose
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Maths: ?????? can’t find your x. She’s probably with another guy now.

Submitted by: immortal
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Everything in this world is mathematics.

Submitted by: Hazer S. Bantugan

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