Math Quotes, Sayings about Mathematics
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
– Fran Lebowitz
Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??
That one feeling you get when you understand something in math.
Rule of Maths : If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
How I wish math had no alphabet in it.
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.
Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!
A subject invented by many and learned by one. How fair is that.
I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.
There’s a famous saying: “If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn’t work for 14 minutes every day.”
I did the calculation, and it’s actually 14 minutes and 24 seconds. Which can only mean that, for the person who wrote that saying, 97.2 percent was good enough.
Think outside the cube.
Math is all that matters!
Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.
Going up is twice as far as halfway coming down.
Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this:
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.