Math Quotes, Sayings about Mathematics - Page 2

How I wish math had no alphabet in it.

Submitted by: chamupe

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

A subject invented by many and learned by one. How fair is that.

Submitted by: Samson Bernard

Dear math,
I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.

Submitted by: Sarah

There’s a famous saying: “If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn’t work for 14 minutes every day.”
I did the calculation, and it’s actually 14 minutes and 24 seconds. Which can only mean that, for the person who wrote that saying, 97.2 percent was good enough.

Submitted by: John Alejandro King

Think outside the cube.

Submitted by: gkm
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