Math Quotes, Sayings about Mathematics
How I wish math had no alphabet in it.
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.
Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!
A subject invented by many and learned by one. How fair is that.
I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.
There’s a famous saying: “If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn’t work for 14 minutes every day.”
I did the calculation, and it’s actually 14 minutes and 24 seconds. Which can only mean that, for the person who wrote that saying, 97.2 percent was good enough.
Think outside the cube.