Math Quotes, Sayings about Mathematics

Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?
Student: A Fight.

That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.

Math problems: Jane bought 72 sofas…WHO THE HELL WOULD BUY 72 SOFAS?!

A subject invented by many and learned by one. How fair is that.

Submitted by: Samson Bernard

Dear math,
I am not a psychiatrist, please solve your own problems.

Submitted by: Sarah

There’s a famous saying: “If 99 percent was good enough, gravity wouldn’t work for 14 minutes every day.”
I did the calculation, and it’s actually 14 minutes and 24 seconds. Which can only mean that, for the person who wrote that saying, 97.2 percent was good enough.

Submitted by: John Alejandro King

Think outside the cube.

Submitted by: gkm

Math is all that matters!

Submitted by: Mr. Write

Math does not add love or subtract hate, but it gives us a hope that all situations have a solution.

Submitted by: Madison Sullivan

Going up is twice as far as halfway coming down.

Submitted by: Tim Heller

Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this:
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many pancakes will fit on the roof?
Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.

Submitted by: sweetpea

M- mental
A- abuse
T- to
H- humans

Submitted by: Jerk

Math can be related to our lives. It teach us to always be careful with the signs.

Submitted by: mhae.khanus

Math is a king of all sciences and all mathematicians are the kings of all scientists.

Submitted by: lordrick

It doesn’t matter if you hate it or not, but you use it everyday.

Submitted by: Kelvin

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