Men Quotes, Sayings about guys - Page 3
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened.
- Rita Rudner
Being a male is matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, but being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
- Mae West
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
- Elayne Boosler
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
- Oscar Wilde
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.
Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
- Lois Wyse
You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.
- Galileo Galilei
Men are all alike – except the one you’ve met who’s different.
- Mae West
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
- Mark Twain
If a girl ever steals your man, there’s no better revenge than letting her keep him. Real men…can’t be stolen.
Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like in a game of chess; the queen protects the king.
Real men always have time for their woman. No matter what, even if hes busy he’ll find a way to make time for her.
Boys will be boys.
One of the things I like best about men is they’re a little vulnerable.
- Marilyn Monroe
Men are what their mothers made them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
- Bill Maher
Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need, but not every man’s greed.
- Mahatma Gandhi
Men play the game; women know the score.
- Roger Woddis
Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.
- Chinese Proverb
Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles
Man is nothing else but what he makes of himself.
- Jean-Paul Sartre
Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
- Virginia Woolf