Monday Quotes, Sayings about Monday

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

Shortest horror story ever: Monday

With enough coffee even a Monday looks good

Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.
– Andrea L’Artiste

Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
– Rebecca Gober

Everybody has their Favourite Villain and MONDAY IS MINE.


I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.

Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!

Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.

The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”

Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

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