Monday Quotes, Sayings about Monday

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

With enough coffee even a Monday looks good

Shortest horror story ever: Monday

Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.
– Andrea L’Artiste

I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.


After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.

If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short


Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
– Rebecca Gober

What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?

Everybody has their Favourite Villain and MONDAY IS MINE.

Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.

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