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Monday Quotes, Sayings for a Positive Monday

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

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Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you

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Happy Monday! Or as I like to think of it, pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday!

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Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine,” in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day,” and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.

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Shortest horror story ever: Monday

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Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.

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Dear Monday. Just hand me Friday and nobody gets hurt.

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Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

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After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

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May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

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What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?
Retired.

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Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
– Ricky Gervais

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With enough coffee even a Monday looks good

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I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday

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So. Monday. We meet again.

We will never be friends-but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
– Julio Alexi Genao

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I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

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Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?

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Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it

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Hey I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.
– Michael Ely

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