Monday Quotes, Sayings about Monday

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Shortest horror story ever: Monday

With enough coffee even a Monday looks good

Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.
– Andrea L’Artiste

Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.


Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.
– Rebecca Gober

What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?

Everybody has their Favourite Villain and MONDAY IS MINE.

I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.


Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!

Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.

The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”

Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

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