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Monday Quotes, Sayings for a Positive Monday

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

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Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you

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Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine,” in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day,” and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.

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Happy Monday! Or as I like to think of it, pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday!

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Shortest horror story ever: Monday

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Dear Monday. Just hand me Friday and nobody gets hurt.

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Tuesday is Monday’s Ugly Sister.

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After Monday, Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.

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May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short

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Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

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What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?
Retired.

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I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday

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Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
– Ricky Gervais

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So. Monday. We meet again.

We will never be friends-but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
– Julio Alexi Genao

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With enough coffee even a Monday looks good

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I don’t Think there will be Enough Coffee or Middle Fingers for This Monday.

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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it

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Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly

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Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?

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Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

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