Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life
Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time…it came too soon!
Hide. I see Monday.
The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning….it is called “Waking Up”
Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.
Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.
I can see smoke on the horizon. God, I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground.
For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.
I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays. – Leggy Saul
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life
If Mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die. – Roy Station
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays. – Rebecca Gober
Monday is a Basic BITCH.
Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year
Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.
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